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 Post subject: I’m getting sued
PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 6:18 am 
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One of my sons collared me last night to inform me he’s suing me for taking him and his brother as innocent children to Pools and getting them addicted.
I won’t be contesting it in Court. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 9:17 am 
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My kids knew Childline phone number before their address as a result of taking them.


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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
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PTID wrote:
My kids knew Childline phone number before their address as a result of taking them.

Mine thought ‘masochist’ was the wife’s pet name for me …… but only when we went to Pools.

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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 11:43 am 
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Snowy wrote:
PTID wrote:
My kids knew Childline phone number before their address as a result of taking them.

Mine thought ‘masochist’ was the wife’s pet name for me …… but only when we went to Pools.

actually she was being kind to you with a pet name like that. if someone shouts idiot in the street i always turn round thinking its me they are shouting at.


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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 12:26 pm 
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accrington fan wrote:
Snowy wrote:
PTID wrote:
My kids knew Childline phone number before their address as a result of taking them.

Mine thought ‘masochist’ was the wife’s pet name for me …… but only when we went to Pools.

actually she was being kind to you with a pet name like that. if someone shouts idiot in the street i always turn round thinking its me they are shouting at.

I used to call in to see the wife at work before I went to Saturday matches as it was handy…she’s there like El Supremo…chat over walk out and she always said the same thing …”Don’t get in to any trouble!” :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 12:39 pm 
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Snowy wrote:
accrington fan wrote:
Snowy wrote:
PTID wrote:
My kids knew Childline phone number before their address as a result of taking them.

Mine thought ‘masochist’ was the wife’s pet name for me …… but only when we went to Pools.

actually she was being kind to you with a pet name like that. if someone shouts idiot in the street i always turn round thinking its me they are shouting at.

I used to call in to see the wife at work before I went to Saturday matches as it was handy…she’s there like El Supremo…chat over walk out and she always said the same thing …”Don’t get in to any trouble!” :roll:


Long before you met the wife did your dad say the same thing as you were going out. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 12:40 pm 
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0-3 down yesterday I turned to my dad and said this is all your fault this, condemning me to a life of misery following pools when Newcastle is 15 mins up the road! Mind I've said that to him A LOT over the last 33 years I've been going!


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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 3:17 pm 
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Snowy wrote:
One of my sons collared me last night to inform me he’s suing me for taking him and his brother as innocent children to Pools and getting them addicted.
I won’t be contesting it in Court. :roll:


Can,t actually sue you, It is actually a mental condition

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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 3:56 pm 
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derwent wrote:
Snowy wrote:
accrington fan wrote:
Snowy wrote:
PTID wrote:
My kids knew Childline phone number before their address as a result of taking them.

Mine thought ‘masochist’ was the wife’s pet name for me …… but only when we went to Pools.

actually she was being kind to you with a pet name like that. if someone shouts idiot in the street i always turn round thinking its me they are shouting at.

I used to call in to see the wife at work before I went to Saturday matches as it was handy…she’s there like El Supremo…chat over walk out and she always said the same thing …”Don’t get in to any trouble!” :roll:


Long before you met the wife did your dad say the same thing as you were going out. :laugh:

Ah, you’ve met him. bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
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They were all the same Snowy.
My dad's parting shot was don't you bring any trouble to this door.
I remember the police doing a door to door in our street, he turned to me and said they're not looking for you I hope. They had great faith in their kids !!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 5:32 pm 
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RichyHpool wrote:
0-3 down yesterday I turned to my dad and said this is all your fault this, condemning me to a life of misery following pools when Newcastle is 15 mins up the road! Mind I've said that to him A LOT over the last 33 years I've been going!


wow only 15 minutes thats 172mph. How much was the Bugatti Veyron?

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Bluestreak wrote:
RichyHpool wrote:
0-3 down yesterday I turned to my dad and said this is all your fault this, condemning me to a life of misery following pools when Newcastle is 15 mins up the road! Mind I've said that to him A LOT over the last 33 years I've been going!


wow only 15 minutes thats 172mph. How much was the Bugatti Veyron?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Have you allowed for intermediate stops as the speed could go up even further .

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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 7:02 pm 
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I live in Morpeth so it literally is 15 mins


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 7:14 pm 
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: you tinker.

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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
PostPosted: Sun Oct 29, 2023 7:33 pm 
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You're sarcasm is no good here, on your way hahaha


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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
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Snowy wrote:
One of my sons collared me last night to inform me he’s suing me for taking him and his brother as innocent children to Pools and getting them addicted.
I won’t be contesting it in Court. :roll:


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
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RichyHpool wrote:
I live in Morpeth so it literally is 15 mins



Yes but that would be 15 minutes down the road not up the road. bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: I’m getting sued
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Haha fair enough


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