Ive seen this on other forums, it can go on for years.

Basically someone poses a question (can be about anything except big brother apparently ) and then someone posts the answer together AND another question.

Question : Who is the most stupid woman on TV?

What if two people answer a question at the same time, thus generating two new questions?

Then the second reply is void. LOL, it wasnt meant to be complicated

Both of you are half-way there, ie asking a question but you never gave the answer to the original question. Keep trying tho!

If somebody,erm, didn't care and still took part then that might indicate a personality problem.

This thread is becoming more promising than first appeared

(This is meant to answer Cornelius)

But I don't know the answer to the original question. I'm not afraid to admit that

Is the second question void as well then or just the answer??

This is very complicated.....

OH FOR F**KS SAKE. IT DOESNT MATTER, JUST DELETE THE THREAD.

WHERES MY BALL, IM TAKING IT HOME RIGHT NOW!

I think it was the answer.....

the answer was muttley i leave the board for five minutes and you let it go to rack n ruin

be back when it is sorted

Mutley is the stupidest woman on TV??

Is she??

the stupidest woman on TV is that fecking bint of that advert that shall not be mentioned, daft cow doesn't even know where Josh's scoo-ta is

What was the question again ....?

The answer is always 42

haha, funny as f***!

is he on the slim fast plan

Where else?? I'm surprised you're leaving it so late......

Poor Grave.....he was only trying to keep us off the streets during the slack season. Can't have yer ball back tho Grave...finders keepers

I thought your ASBO kept you off the streets??

No

Anne Elk (Miss)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAYDiPizDIs



Who killed Cock Robin?

Answer: Nicotine from 2nd hand smoking killed Cock Robin

Question: Rice or Chips?

It must be Rice because there isn't a Damien Chips.

Out of order! You have to answer the question before you get to ask your own.

Answer: I googled damian chips and nothing came up hence he must not exist.

Question: Bush or bare?

Ok sorry.

New question: Carol Vorderman or Susie Dent?

Along with definite articles and capital letters for proper nouns.

Objection!
This is sexist. I don't like girls

who's susie dent?!

Never mind Susie Dent, where's this list Mr C is compiling? he's taking a while so there must be a good few names

Any road, why are there not more women on this board? There's no-body to discuss people with behind their backs. Not now Mrs Walsallmom has gone

Right, right, stop it. This threads got silly. Started off with a nice little idea about a little palour game of you answer mine and i'll answer yours, but now it's got silly. This man's hair is too long for a vicar too. These signs are pretty badly made. Right, now for a complete change of mood.


lets all get back to the thread....

you can't ask a question until you have answered one...

Diversional tactics. Perhaps mred is afraid he might appear on a list somewhere

look the rules are simple you aska question only after you have answered one, so mr grabec, you cant ask about me being on the / a list if you have not answered the las tquestion which was void coz adg did not answer the one before that.... so what was the question....oops sorry i cant ask that coz i didnt answer the last question ....Mmmmmmmm...my head hurts ..

They're all out buying shoes, crying and eating chocolate cake. Oh and reverse parking badly.

One always has to check survey results for hidden variables. The weak spot here is that the women you have dicovered doing these things have all met you first.

Ah but the flaw in your argument is that I've never met Imelda Marcos, anyone from Eastenders or Joe Brand. And reverse parking necessitates that you ignore two mirrors as you rotate your head to look over your shoulder.

Objection!
This is homophobic. I don't like men.

YOU COMPLETE SET OF BASTARDS YE!!!!!!

I try to start a decent thread and you all deliberately take the piss.

and you're surprised (an answer and a question)

Answer: No im not surprised.

Question: Pink or brown?

depends what mood I'm in.....pink tho [mostly]

We are gradually getting there!

After the answer you need to pose the next question...

(by the time we get onto the 6th page we may have got it sussed!)

oh, ok

whats the meaning of life?

life /laɪf/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[lahyf] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural lives /laɪvz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[lahyvz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, adjective
–noun
1. the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
2. the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, esp. metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment.
3. the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual: to risk one's life; a short life and a merry one.
4. a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul: eternal life.
5. the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that.
6. any specified period of animate existence: a man in middle life.
7. the period of existence, activity, or effectiveness of something inanimate, as a machine, lease, or play: The life of the car may be ten years.
8. a living being: Several lives were lost.
9. living things collectively: the hope of discovering life on other planets; insect life.
10. a particular aspect of existence: He enjoys an active physical life.
11. the course of existence or sum of experiences and actions that constitute a person's existence: His business has been his entire life.
12. a biography: a newly published life of Willa Cather.
13. animation; liveliness; spirit: a speech full of life.
14. resilience; elasticity.
15. the force that makes or keeps something alive; the vivifying or quickening principle: The life of the treaty has been an increase of mutual understanding and respect.
16. a mode or manner of existence, as in the world of affairs or society: So far her business life has not overlapped her social life.
17. the period or extent of authority, popularity, approval, etc.: the life of the committee; the life of a bestseller.
18. a prison sentence covering the remaining portion of the offender's animate existence: The judge gave him life.
19. anything or anyone considered to be as precious as life: She was his life.
20. a person or thing that enlivens: the life of the party.
21. effervescence or sparkle, as of wines.
22. pungency or strong, sharp flavor, as of substances when fresh or in good condition.
23. nature or any of the forms of nature as the model or subject of a work of art: drawn from life.
24. Baseball. another opportunity given to a batter to bat because of a misplay by a fielder.
25. (in English pool) one of a limited number of shots allowed a player: Each pool player has three lives at the beginning of the game.
–adjective
26. for or lasting a lifetime; lifelong: a life membership in a club; life imprisonment.
27. of or pertaining to animate existence: the life force; life functions.
28. working from nature or using a living model: a life drawing; a life class.
—Idioms
29. as large as life, actually; indeed: There he stood, as large as life. Also, as big as life.
30. come to life,
a. to recover consciousness.
b. to become animated and vigorous: The evening passed, but somehow the party never came to life.
c. to appear lifelike: The characters of the novel came to life on the screen.
31. for dear life, with desperate effort, energy, or speed: We ran for dear life, with the dogs at our heels. Also, for one's life.
32. for the life of one, as hard as one tries; even with the utmost effort: He can't understand it for the life of him.
33. get a life, to improve the quality of one's social and professional life: often used in the imperative to express impatience with someone's behavior.
34. not on your life, Informal. absolutely not; under no circumstances; by no means: Will I stand for such a thing? Not on your life!
35. take one's life in one's hands, to risk death knowingly: We were warned that we were taking our lives in our hands by going through that swampy area.
36. to the life, in perfect imitation; exactly: The portrait characterized him to the life.




What is the name of Salty's maiden aunt?

fook knows!

Answer: Gertrude

Question: Magners or Bulmers?

What about John Inmans character in Are You Being Served??

He was a manager AND a bummer??

ROFPMSL.

For a second there I had to go back and check my spelling!