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Spender
 Post subject: Pet hates Pt IV
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:10 am 
'Entertainers' who say 'give yourselves a big round of applause.'

NO!!!!! YOU ENTERTAIN ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE PAID FOR YOU UNFUNNY bounder!!!!! rage rage rage rage
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:15 am 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
So who's the big TV entertainer on Chink TV?


Fan Bing Bing. :wink: Literally translated it means Rice Ice Ice. :uhoh:

Fit as......Google her. I wish I could...... :razz:
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You mean you haven't already Kev :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:57 am 
Fensy wrote:
You mean you haven't already Kev :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Bit of a communication difficulty....... :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:

I said 'I suppose a quick Donald is out of the question???'

She said 'Security can you take this man to the Public Security Bureau and have him sent to a labour camp on the Mongolian Border.......' :evil: :evil: :evil:

Bad tempered bitch...... :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Pooliekev wrote:
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
So who's the big TV entertainer on Chink TV?


Fan Bing Bing. :wink: Literally translated it means Rice Ice Ice. :uhoh:

Fit as......Google her. I wish I could...... :razz:


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I'd certainly bang miss Bing!

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:12 pm 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
gravedisorder wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
So who's the big TV entertainer on Chink TV?


Fan Bing Bing. :wink: Literally translated it means Rice Ice Ice. :uhoh:

Fit as......Google her. I wish I could...... :razz:


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I'd certainly bang miss Bing!


I think she'd probably find you a pretty ugly sort of chap.

Not like me. :sweeeet:


So you find Mr Disorder quite attractive then?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Spender
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:23 pm 
Do you know, some nights I wake up sweating. It's like a permanent conundrum thats insoluble...................

I think Cornelius or Fan Bing Bing..........

Then I roll over and sleep with the conscience of a child........ :wink:
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Spender
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Sweet corn and tomato seeds are indigestable :roll:
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MutleyRules
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How come in a large store or supermarket it's always MY till that fecking breaks!?!? :evil: confised banghead
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
gravedisorder wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
So who's the big TV entertainer on Chink TV?


Fan Bing Bing. :wink: Literally translated it means Rice Ice Ice. :uhoh:

Fit as......Google her. I wish I could...... :razz:


Image

I'd certainly bang miss Bing!


I think she'd probably find you a pretty ugly sort of chap.

Not like me. :sweeeet:



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Nice thread. Give yourselves all a big round of applause.

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richard head wrote:
Nice thread. Give yourselves all a big round of applause.


NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: rage rage
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