Been drilling holes in concrete outside for light fittings, dust everywhere so decided on a bath, take your pick of colours to put in the water so chose the nice new lilac on and got in to soak and after ten minutes my world froze, I looked at the container and saw a cartoon dog on it, I’d been bathing in Ratboy’s dog shampoo, the wife wasn’t very sympathetic, she said it’ll do you no harm.

Well, that should be you sorted for ticks and fleas, for a while.

With the added bonus of a nice glossy coat,until you find a field to roll in.

I’ve found I can scratch my ear with my foot now.

What about licking your.......................................................?

I don’t wish to discuss that……

Cock your leg against lamppost ?

I’m fighting the urge …mind you since Ratboy had the chop to calm him down, he squats like a bitch or cocks his leg as the fancy takes him … Not joking Jamie, but he sometimes puts his paws on top of a low wall and has a piss…peeing while looking for vermin. A dedicated workman