Holy Shit!
Just seen the Headline on the BBC Sport website -
'Jesus to miss start of season after knee surgery'

I just assumed he was all around us, and surely If nothing else he can watch it from the sidelines like the rest of us mere mortals!

Come on Pools - nowt to beat!

I suppose it’s down to all that kneeling when preying.
Couldn’t his dad step in and work a family miracle for him?

when i see his name i always think back to the good old days of jack charlton commentating making a right mess of pronouncing the names of foreign players. he was sure to call him jesus and not yeyzuss as the rest do.