Repairing a blind

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36399

The wife bought some new Venetian blinds, they weigh a ton and cost a packet, but she paid so good news there.
Sat there at tea time and I spotted two moths underneath the edge of the blind, probably courting, when the wife spotted them pointed at them and said get them off….and before I could say…”in a minute, they’re only moooths” Ratboy obeyed her call to arms as he leapt at the blind and his incisors snapped two neat bullet holes in her precious blinds, his fangs came through to disintegrate the two copulating moths, violently exploding them instantly.
He then removed his fangs calmly, sniffed what remained of his victims and begged the wife for a treat……he got one :uhoh:

…..now if I’d leapt….Aw forget it.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

Snowy wrote:

The wife bought some new Venetian blinds, they weigh a ton and cost a packet, but she paid so good news there.
Sat there at tea time and I spotted two moths underneath the edge of the blind, probably courting, when the wife spotted them pointed at them and said get them off….and before I could say…”in a minute, they’re only moooths” Ratboy obeyed her call to arms as he leapt at the blind and his incisors snapped two neat bullet holes in her precious blinds, his fangs came through to disintegrate the two copulating moths, violently exploding them instantly.
He then removed his fangs calmly, sniffed what remained of his victims and begged the wife for a treat……he got one :uhoh:

…..now if I’d leapt….Aw forget it.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Thu Jun 22, 2023 3:17 pm

How do you make a Venetian blind? bbolt

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

How do you make a Venetian blind? bbolt

Poke his eyes out

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6680

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

How do you make a Venetian blind? bbolt

Oh Dear.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36399

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

How do you make a Venetian blind? bbolt

Put two sexually aroused moths on his eyelids and I’ll supply the teeth and fur. :laugh:

Repairing a blind

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