Seeing as how we finished second bottom last night, will we be relegated to Eurovision league 2 and mingle with the likes of the Faroes, Isle of Man and Rockall (population 18,000 gannets)…..?

The Whole comp wants bining, But won,t of course.

You have to have the IQ of a radiator to enjoy it.
A celebration of background music to shop by.

some other over hyped trash i ignore year in year out. what will be the next thing the bbc constantly tells us about 2 weeks in advance and never shuts up about. the all world trans tiddlywinks competition held in the english city thats always the flavour of the month.

If you’re not a shirtlifter you’re not entitled to either watch or comment.

I believe if you’re black or gay it can get help you get a foot on the ladder on TV, you can just play the race card or the discrimination card.

Not many normal England English on thr TV nowadays.

nothing new in that. the music, tv and film industry has been run by these for years plus the ones that jeremy corbyn was accused of not liking. just check the credits for the names.

possibly became a gay thing through lack of interest from the others. can remember it back in the days of katie boyle and peter west where it gave the impression of being a contest and not something you,d expect to see at some gay pride event. then the voting seemed a bit more fairer than it is now. how about starting a brexitvision and leave it.

On the other hand, I've been betting on it every year for about 8 years and won every time.

Not big wins, but steady away - had a little win this year but just missed a better return by 3 votes.

It's nonsense, it's daft, it's lightweight but I kind of like it.

So is it safe for us to assume that you're a shirtlifter then...?

Hilarious, but defo not one of them. I’m on about the music and the music only, but here’s the thing - if you don’t like something on TV, don’t watch it.

It’s still as camp as a Brighton Disco though.

true, but how and why did it get to be in the first place. a gay takeover or just catering to your core audiance. its not just being broadcasted to the uk anyway and its possibly a world wide one.

We wouldn't have had pop rock classics like "Save all your kisses for me" and "Making your mind up" if it wasn't for eurovision..

You've been to one snowy? The queue at the door must have been a giveaway surely?

Nor Waterloo by Abba, would they have went on to have an illustrious career, they had been on the music scene prior but didn’t have much success I believe.

It was the ‘Bongo a Go Go’ in Hove….I heard you and Justin Sturmey Archer were appearing as the ‘Sussex Stallions’….supporting Rampton Rogers and the Arthur Plumploaf formation mincing team in the finals…..we quickly made our excuses and left after blindfolding the kids and Ratboy.