Singh - I think you are great Keith.
Curle - I am.
Singh - We are playing one of our nearest rivals tomorrow so if Cookey is out with his ankle do you think we should let Shelton and Missolou leave.
Curle - No problem there. I know loads of people in the game and think you are the best chairman I have ever worked for.
Singh - I knew I was right about you Keith. Don't know why there was all that fuss about Challinor. As long as I have you next to me I know everything will work out for the best. You do know what you are doing, don't you.
Curle - Of course, I am great.

If you have enough centre halves you don't need midfielders. Besides we've got super Jake Hastie, I'm glad he wont be leaving us for another 18 months.

Thank god we have Hastie for 18 more months. The missiah will rise on Easter Monday to save us.

Singh - Keith
Curle- Yes boss
Singh - Do you remember when you asked me to get your mate in?
Curle - Do you mean Lennnie Lawrence
Singh - That's the fella. What does he do again?
Curle - Erm. Let me get back to you on that one.

And the joke continues. Mot sure how much longer it will be before things turn nasty.

Batman and Robin......

Add what you like after Robin.

Curle - How many subs am I allowed today?
Singh - You only need three
Curle - Thanks Boss
Singh - But I'm only going to pay for two

Curle - Will I get paid today?
Singh - Depends if we win
Curle - Suppose we lose?
Singh - Yes I'll pay you 1 weeks notice

Probably Saturday

Curle…..Are the reinforcements coming.
Raj……….Top names are virtually signed up.
Curle ….. Definitely coming?
Raj………..Yup!
Curle……..Great, might get somewhere now.
Raj…………Yes, they’ll be in place for the big kick off in August.
Curle …….’pause’…..any year in particular?

Singh - well done Keith. At least we didn't get hammered by Carlisle plus we are now a bottom eight team (Curle says in Mail) and I will settle for that any day of the week.
Curle - Boss, don't fall for my bullshit. I only say it so the plebs think that I know what I'm talking about.
Singh - So when you say bottom eight we could actually be bottom
Curle - It's nailed on unless we buy a midfield from somewhere. Lennie is recommending Alan Foggon again.
Singh - Wait til I find out who recommended you .... and what happened to that recruitment gadge I'm paying for.

I didn't know we had a recruitment gadge. I guess he must be suffering from long Covid or one of those long term injuries we seem to get a lot of.

Singh - Just read on the Bunker that you have a Colin West working with you
Curle - err, err yes that's right
Singh - How come I never see him or Lennie Lawrence or the Recruitment guy
Curle - They are in Blackpool trying to sign that world beating 19 year old midfielder who is gonna save our season
Singh - How many league games has he played for them?
Curle - Shit
Singh - How many?
Curle - Sorry I have to get off.They need me in Blackpool to tell the kid how great I am. See you on Saturday

Curle - coming to the game tomorrow?
Singh - what, to see your new kids?
Curle - Yes Boss.
Singh - Nah, fancy going to a decent match instead

The only way we’ll sign anyone up is if they bring conscription back.

Curle - Boss I'm getting a bit concerned about all these deals falling through
Singh - Don't worry, I've got an oven ready deal in the works
knock on the door
Umerah - Just thought I'd pop my head in to say goodbye, I'm off to Leyton Orient

We have signed someone all you doubters, we won't mention the fact he started at Hyde this season, but you have got to admit raj is going all out to save us. What's that 3 kids now and two has beens.

This the fella,
https://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news ... gn-trusty/

Just need to sign that good Argentina and we have been spoiled as promised






















No not Messi















Maradona

Great idea KPG next backroom appointment just needs to be a necromancer and all our problems will be sorted.

its a position we need (in fairness what position dont we need) but hardly exciting
We are crying out for a striker and now Menayse injured another centre back

KC
Seems to lack discipline to nicey nicey with the players.
Substituting the under performing players at Carlisle then shaking there hands.
Where a proper manager would of blasted them Called them worse than shit and give them a fuken good hiding in the dressing room.
Maybe im to Old School.

I’m finding Curle a cross between a psychoanalyst and a Mystic……. I’m concerned.

Don,t think he,s nicey nicey at all, Think he,s as cut throat as Raj. Just my opinion.
And neither is West.

Curle - Sorry Boss, but even I can't continue to kiss your arse and will be bailing out.
Singh - Can't you stay til the end of the season and take the blame for us getting relegated. I will make sure you get a few bob out of it if you take the heat off me.
Curle - What about my integrity?
Singh - Good to see you haven't lost your sense of humour.
Curle - So if I keep bullshitting for another couple of months you will see me right. OK then.

Curle will be the 3rd Manager in a row that dosent get past the 6 months probation period.
Absolute Tool of a Chairman.
Goodbye EFL
Hello NLN in 17 months.

That's a bit optimistic Kevin. Well be very lucky to be in the NLN because, unless new owners are in place soon, I think Raj will walk, administration will follow and we will plummet.
Fans will desert in their droves, season ticket sales will drop and gates will hover around 2000.

Raj Singh and his lies. Get out of our club now.

I predicted Administration a while back.
But will take no gratitude from it whatsoever.
Rather in 4 months time im accused of being a sadist and we still in the EFL come Stockport Away.

Curle: I feel a bit guilty now throwing all these games to get your Relegation bet up. What about the fans:

Sing: Fuck the fans. They only a bunch of ungrateful moaning monkey hanging wankers.
Main thing is Boro go up.

Curle - Did you see that Grimsby lad on Match of the Day?
Singh - I did. We got rid of him last season so we could improve the squad.
Curle - I'm talking about Holohan. I thought he looked good.
Singh - That's him. Graeme Lee said he was rubbish.
Curle - I'm confused. So you let him, Byrne, Molyneux, Bogle, Odusina, Morris, Armstrong , Oates and Liddle go and brought in this lot of world beaters.
Singh - That lad you were after from Solihull Moors is going to Grimsby.Can we get Carver back?

Singh - See you have just signed a 38 year old forward.I thought you told me that you had decided that Pruti was a forward and not a defender after all. I'm getting a bit worried about the wage bill now plus the expenses are piling up for these 12 superstars you have just signed.. Can you not pick Tony Sweeney as he is only a year older than this new fella.
Curle - Don't worry boss, the missus reckons that I was just unlucky at Mansfield, Northampton and Oldham and that I must be able to keep a team up .... eventually.

Singh I'm going to have one last laugh with these jokers that keep coming week in week out.
Curle what's that rajy?
Singh I'm going to bring in a 38 year old who can't get a game in the dog and duck league, just to really rattle there cages.

we are being made fools of - simple as that

KC out banners at the next home game please

He could be gone by then.
Lennie Lawrence to the rescue

need to oust the king before the pawn.

Singh - I bet you a tenner that old fella you have signed gets injured tomorrow and will be out for a month
Curle - No chance... do you think I'm stupid.

I noticed that Singh went public that Pools 'missed out' on a top League 1 striker. Really? Who in their right mind would leave a 'top L1' side to go to the bottom of the fourth division to get into a dogfight?

Yes total crock of shit unless he means that lad from Fleetwood with about 10 goals In 3 years. Everyone predicted we would just miss out on a top forward shock horror, raj didn't disappoint.

You mean Farage.

Every T Window we just miss out.
Its wearing a bit thin now that bullshit statement.

Watched Ronnie Moore on the YouTube Channel Undr the Cosh, he had fond memories of Pools, he said even though they had just avoided relegation they had a great aftermatch celebration similar as if Pools had won the league.

if the bbc did adverts pools could sponson those antique programmes. we have had cash in the attice, then bargain hunt to end up antiques road trip. come may it will be flog it followed bythe repair shop.

Singh - why did I listen to you and tell a pack of lies in the Stockport program notes. You are not the best manager I have worked with but the worst by a country mile. Can't see you bull shitting your way into another job after the mess you have made here.
Curle - Valentines Day, Mug of chocolate, Man City winning errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Curle : When am i getting my relegation bonus.
Sing: You can have 10% in May when I get my £3 million of the Boro Mafia who i paid to put the bet on.
Curle : You do well from being the Chairman of a brilliant supported club.
Sing: Ye its easy money for sure.
Im getting £1 million parachute payment in june.
Then i tell the fans its all goin towards the straight back up budget n the stupid bastads believe me n buy 3000 STs.
Curle:Dont forget me 10%.
Sing: I most probably will

He's a real Bobby Dazzler and Cheap as Chips..that's the real deal mr accy.