I had a bump this morning....

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Had a fookin crash this morning, went and hit the back end of a car in the traffic on York Road. Bad thing was the fella got out and he was a dwarf! He said "Im not fookin Happy"

I said "Well which one are you then?"

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

You're ok, it'll probably end up at the small claims court :grin:

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

bet he was Grumpy

Spender · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2007 5:28 pm

Early this morning??

Were you Sleepy?? :sweeeet:

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2007 5:41 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Early this morning??

Were you Sleepy?? :sweeeet:

No, just sounds a bit Dopey :wink:

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

hope it wasn't too bad a BASH ful

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2007 5:59 pm

there wasnt any snow white on the roads was there :grin:

Lord Smythe · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2007 6:56 pm

Did he call Doc for his injuries

katcha · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2007 7:36 pm

was he driving a mini?

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat May 26, 2007 7:43 pm

katcha wrote:

was he driving a mini?

no a princess rolfl

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun May 27, 2007 11:34 am

I hear he's in bad elf since the crash!!!! confised

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sun May 27, 2007 12:20 pm

This thread is of little interest to me.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2007 11:26 am

I told some of these jokes to a Scotsman in the pub but he disney get any of them.

katcha · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2007 1:16 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

katcha wrote:

was he driving a mini?

no a princess rolfl

a hillman imp?

I had a bump this morning....

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