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poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

stephen hayward...pools first team physio...last seen at the harrogate game....can anyone help..?

https://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/team ... enhayward/

https://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news ... ysio-role/

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

Should we organise a possee…is their a bounty on his head….?
Let me know I’ll need a saddle for the dog.

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

he must be found......i'll take the fish sands....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLvGnro4Cgw

Poolie_merv · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 7:27 pm **Posts:** 1

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

It’s the Great Challinor body snatch all over again but these lot are sure to be heading for the Boro…. Checkpoints on all crossings and mine the Tees.

Porter’s porter · **Joined:** Sat May 23, 2020 8:52 am **Posts:** 160

Proud day for me this. I finally got a rumour right.

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

snowy..."these lot are sure to be heading for the Boro…. Checkpoints on all crossings and mine the Tees."

..yep...gibbo has already booked the band....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCYBB8y1TEE

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

They’re like bloody homing pigeons.

Flying Hogans · **Joined:** Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:29 pm **Posts:** 5519

Poolie_merv wrote:

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Exactly.

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

still missing i see..surely someone must know what happened to him ?..but assume our new manager will be bringing his own man in..i'll call the search party off..

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/stephen-hayw ... gle.com%2F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLvGnro4Cgw

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

Apparently he’s set up a modern dance studio in the latin quarter of Port Clarence. It’s just past the burned out Transit and opposite the knitting needle exchange…..it’s called ‘Jerky Joe’s Jive Jungle’ & ‘Booze Bank’……business is brisk.

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

snowy.."Apparently he’s set up a modern dance studio in the latin quarter of Port Clarence."

..surprised at that like..just doesn't look the sort to be a professional dancer..a bit thickset for a leotard...and cant imagine him being too nimble on his toes which you need to be as a latin dance teacher...and anyway don't see any demand for this type of caper down at the port tbh..and no best wishes from the club for his future career like all the rest of the staff that have left have had ?...sad...

https://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news ... am-physio/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zCGgZMaWQ

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

poolie1 wrote:

snowy.."Apparently he’s set up a modern dance studio in the latin quarter of Port Clarence."

..surprised at that like..just doesn't look the sort to be a professional dancer..a bit thickset for a leotard...and cant imagine him being too nimble on his toes which you need to be as a latin dance teacher...and anyway don't see any demand for this type of caper down at the port tbh..and no best wishes from the club for his future career like all the rest of the staff that have left have had ?...sad...

https://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news ... am-physio/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zCGgZMaWQ

Psssst, it’s a cover….

say no more. bbolt

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12362

Has anyone checked to see if any canoes have gone missing.

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

snowy..."Psssst, it’s a cover…"

...cover for what ?...south american cocaine smuggling through tees port ?..sounds a bit far fetched like.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37383

poolie1 wrote:

snowy..."Psssst, it’s a cover…"

...cover for what ?...south american cocaine smuggling through tees port ?..sounds a bit far fetched like.

Nah, much bigger than that nonsense

….he discovered in a warehouse in Wagga all the worlds stock of….Chipmunk OXO Crisps, irresistible to women, shake a packet in their direction and you become a lady lodestone……. and they taste good too.
Let’s hope their isn’t a turf war brewing over it.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19670

poolie1 wrote:

snowy..."Psssst, it’s a cover…"

...cover for what ?...south american cocaine smuggling through tees port ?..sounds a bit far fetched like.

waiting for the youtube video you can put up to put all this to bed. has he stolen all the potions and pills from the treatment room that were magic elixers to keep the unfit players going. is their a western style wanted poster somewhere with a 5 quid wanted dead or alive on it.

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

assassinated by putin's henchmen ?...we should be told...

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