The Brothers of Hartlepool Ltd.

Are seeking to recruit a highly motivated and ambitious multi millionaire
with a strong and proven track record of willingly lavishing millions of pounds
freely on a lower league football club of which he/she will be expected to know
nothing whatsoever.
The appointee will be required to pay particular attention to the vast pool of
knowledge available to you from The Brothers online
who will happily tell you how to spend your money.
We expect complete openness and access to you bank accounts and finances.
We expect players to be signed if suggested to you online.
We expect you to do as you’re told.

The successful applicant multi millionaire will be a seriously loaded cash cow with
a commitment to handing over cash on demand.

Send a CV along with your financial details and assets to.....

The Brothers,
PO Box 1313
British West Hartlepool.
County Durham.

Applied ©

Jacob

Oh Dear haha

an essential requirement for this role is that you also possess the patience of a saint.....as the brothers reserve the right to moan and whine incessantly to you on a daily basis....subject you to personal abuse whenever they see fit....in addition to making toxic unsubstantiated defamatory allegations against you online as necessary...

I’ll arrange your interview forthwith...... can you give details of your assets and finances here and now......on second thoughts....nah.
I know for a fact you don’t have an executive biz jet to sweep prospective players up to the Vic when told to by the brothers.
Sorry

in that case i,d love the job. only one problem though is i,m skint.