Pig heart transplant

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2022 12:39 pm

A man in the US has had the world's first modified pig heart transplant, when asked how he felt this morning he replied "crackling".

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12365

He actually grunted a reply (snort).

Brasil Brush · **Joined:** Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:10 am **Posts:** 1539

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19729

he,ll end up supporting stockport after this and coming on here no matter what we think and continue no matter how wrong he is.

Brasil Brush · **Joined:** Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:10 am **Posts:** 1539

Why can't he support Heart-lepool?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2022 1:51 pm

Been told he has to rub "oinkment" on his chest every morning.

thedno · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2022 2:14 pm

Surely his got to support the Trotters

poolie1966 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:55 am **Posts:** 1182

I wonder if he can still have a bacon sandwich for breakfast?

Flying Hogans · **Joined:** Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:29 pm **Posts:** 5529

poolie1966 wrote:

I wonder if he can still have a bacon sandwich for breakfast?

He'd have to be a bit of a swine to even think of it.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2022 2:33 pm

I suppose it's saved his bacon.

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

Probably overly wealthy with his snout in the trough.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2022 3:49 pm

Any pork in a storm I suppose bbolt

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12365

Better than a smack in the chops.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37440

You sarcastic swines

Brasil Brush · **Joined:** Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:10 am **Posts:** 1539

I'd make another pun yet I'd hate to be a boar.

dykey · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2022 4:24 pm

Has he got cloven hooves now

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2022 6:05 pm

I bet when he woke up he felt like a pig in shite!

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

I hope they didn't make a pig's ear of the operation

Hissyphit · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 10:52 pm **Posts:** 82

Brilliant everyone. I haven't had such a laugh sine I watched "Porkies".

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37440

Which pork butchers was the donor?

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

Sos it took ages to think that up.

Brasil Brush · **Joined:** Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:10 am **Posts:** 1539

Some of the puns are a bit ham-fisted

dykey · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2022 9:30 pm

So is he a pig in blankets

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37440

So if a vegan goes for a transplant would they use a donor turnip ?

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19729

hope they checked his religeon before they did the op.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37440

What say did the pig get in proceedings?

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12365

Snowy wrote:

What say did the pig get in proceedings?

The level of sage and onion stuffing was left entirely at the pig's discretion.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37440

I’ve just had the luxury of a decent pork pie, but on medical grounds I just ate the pastry. :uhoh: