"The Virus" published in 1982, Written by Stanley Johnson.

Thats right the one and only, Thank god.

Check it out you may find in interesting.

I haven’t got time to read a book, I’m putting decking down. Give us a précis.

You can't put decking down, deckings for life.. not just Christmas

I like executive summaries.

Did the book have a leading politician who was a raving loony?

This decking has went rogue, it attacked a fence without provocation. Once you’ve lost the respect of decking they’ll have you. The Patterdale’s got it cornered.
As the Americans would say ...it’s gonna be ‘euthanised’...... it’s either me Milwaukee reciprocating joist ripper or the temperamental chain saw.

well thats the new bond villain sorted out anyway. cannot see starmer as the new james bond though and diane abbott as moneypenny.

I can see Johnson and Abbott setting up a new party in a few years.

They remind me of Jim Henson’s workshop.