Watching the match last night, saw several shots of the celebrity compound. I noticed Tom Cruise and Beckham having a joke and acres of bubble headed companions of the stars blankly staring up at the sky or their watches, what a waste of a seat.
Mind you I never once found a celeb in my seat at Pools ...... ever.

That's no way to talk about our future Queen

What was the joke about? Did the lip readers employed by the media pick up on it ?...there's a fortune to be made on instagram Snowy, get in there first kid.

I really can’t see Beckham saying anything funny. He was probably asking Cruise for a part in one his next films as the evil genius and it made Cruise piss himself laughing.

what, not even when you attend. never put yourself down.

Putting myself down is my sole remaining pleasure in life

Any celebrity thongs on show on Love Island tonight?

Love Island.... if given a choice of watching it or inserting welding rods into my eyeballs I’d be unpacking the rods with gusto.

things are at a real low if celebraty welding rods in eyeballs comes on ITV 2 shortly. don,t give the buggers any new ideas.

Fun fact about Love Island, the first series was released about 2005ish and was critically panned. A decade later it got rebooted with a near identical format, and became huge overnight.

Basically, Love Island is the perfect barometer of just how fucking bad TV has declined in the past 10 years.

There’s a new show coming out called ‘Kids Trampoline v The Garden Shredder’..... I dread to think what the rules are.