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MutleyRules
 Post subject: I'm Waiting For The Leccy Man....
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:23 am 
But I also need a shite and a bath....what's the betting as soon as I go to the Toilet and then start running the bath he'll turn up!?!? confised

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:25 am 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Do you always have a bath after a Tom Tit?


Yes....I'm very hygenic me like!!!! :sweeeet: :grin:
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:29 am 
:shock: :laugh: :laugh:

Here's what time they said they are coming....

Between 8am & 8pm!!!! :evil: :roll: :evil:
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Surely a shower is more hygenic if you get a few cling ons...... Otherewise you'll be bathing in soiled water......
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I would crawl through a river of shit for many things but I certainly wouldn't bath in one for recreation...... As for wire brushes, anything involving one of them sounds a tad painful to me.......
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maybe a tenner but definetly twenty......
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So you had youre bath yet, or you still stinking? :wink:
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Still stinking!!!! :evil: :evil: :grin:
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Do you need one of these beauties ??


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recently i had flu

i took a day off work 9/10 days into it to get some kip

i havent had a day off in over a year.

i get all nicely settled in bed about noon

and some silly boy comes to read the meter at 1.00pm

i never got back to sleep

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Did he turn up then and are you scrubbed now. :shock:

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:43 pm 
I went to work at 3.30pm when our lass got in....she waited till 6.30pm and then phoned them up....

'We said between 8am & 8pm Mrs.Mutley'!!!!

It's now 11.42pm and we are still waiting!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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MutleyRules wrote:
I went to work at 3.30pm when our lass got in....she waited till 6.30pm and then phoned them up....

'We said between 8am & 8pm Mrs.Mutley'!!!!

It's now 11.42pm and we are still waiting!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


if you had an appointment with an electricity utility company, and they fail to meet that appointment you are entitled to compensation , I believe to be £20, £50 in some cases, some payments are automatic some you have to claim, if it is an automatic payment and they do not pay you get it twicw, details at energywatch.....EGS8A is the standard

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:21 am 
Sounds good to me!!!! :sweeeet: :grin:

I'll get our lass to give them a ring....I'm no good on the phone!!!! :uhoh: :laugh:
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 9:22 am 
PS....I lost an hours pay at work cos I was supposed to start at 2.30pm but I gave them a ring to say I would be late!!!! confised
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So are you saying you still aint had that bath yet! confised Smelly git :!:
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we've just had the boiler repaired, I'll have to phone the sewage people to let them know when my bath water is on its way down..............

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