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 Post subject: Unbalanced football team.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 5:05 pm 
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We seem to have far too many left wingers in the squad, anyone want to switch to right wing?

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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 5:08 pm 
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We seem to have far too many left wingers in the squad, anyone want to switch to right wing?


How do you get the practice in?

Steal some money from someone else’s house, be a bit racist, clap for the NHS whilst voting to run it down and be racist?


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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[ ] Good thread and much needed at this time.


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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No i am left footed.

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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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Proper lefty behaviour being concerned about thousands of people dying.


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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If I recall correctly Donald Trump played as a half back for some school in New York as a lad. You know what they say, you can never have too many right backs. Boris Johnson has also played football in some capacity, but his sport of choice is usually Hide and Seek.

I'm sure Sol Campbell and Vinnie Jones would have no grievances playing on the right either.


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 6:07 pm 
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Monkeybutt wrote:
We seem to have far too many left wingers in the squad, anyone want to switch to right wing?


How do you get the practice in?

Steal some money from someone else’s house, be a bit racist, clap for the NHS whilst voting to run it down and be racist?


You forgot about the paedophilia, homophobia, sexism, and wisecracks about the disabled, but 7/10 for effort.


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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For a daft minute, due to my boredom and tiredness, I thought this post maybe about Football in some capacity. Seems I was wrong. I'll have a nap then. :angry-tappingfoot:

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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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Proper lefty behaviour being concerned about thousands of people dying.


So have a higher % of people died pro rata than other countries or is it just the tories who fucked up with having no massive stockpile of ppe, respiratory machines etc etc, oh and I`d rather be here under them than USA, India etc.

Easy to slag off when you haven`t a scooby what is actually going on btw.

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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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PJPoolie wrote:
[ ] Good thread and much needed at this time.


Dealing with someone who thinks they know everything can be particularly frustrating. However, knowing their behaviors will make it easier for you to avoid getting caught in a no-win debate with a know-it-all. Also, being aware a know-it-all’s tendencies can make it easier for you to make sure you’re not displaying those same behaviors. Self-awareness is incredibly important, and sometimes it takes a little bit of self-reflection to make sure we don’t act like a know-it-all ourselves. Remain aware of all the things that you don’t know, and you’ll be just fine. After all, learning something new is much better than pretending to already know it.

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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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It’s easy to be critical when the UK thinks it can be different to most of the rest of the World.

They did nothing for 5 weeks apart allow the virus into the country and infect loads of people. While other places were locking down and closing borders the UK did nothing.

I ‘have a scooby’ how many people are dying as direct result of negligence and complacency.

You know absolutely nothing about me by the way. Why the personal tirade?


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 7:31 pm 
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So have a higher % of people died pro rata than other countries or is it just the tories who fucked up with having no massive stockpile of ppe, respiratory machines etc etc, oh and I`d rather be here under them than USA, India etc.

Easy to slag off when you haven`t a scooby what is actually going on btw.


Are you just acting stupid for effect?


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 7:32 pm 
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It’s easy to be critical when the UK thinks it can be different to most of her rest of the World.

They did nothing for 5 weeks apart allow the virus into the country and infect loads of people. While other places were locking down and closing borders the UK did nothing.

I ‘have a scooby’ how many people are dying as direct result of negligence and complacency.

Not sure why felt you needed to explain that to him.


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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Well he’s either oblivious to what is actually happening or refusing to acknowledge it so it’s worth clarifying.


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 7:45 pm 
I am not even sure he realises there is a pandemic in the uk just now.


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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So have a higher % of people died pro rata than other countries or is it just the tories who fucked up with having no massive stockpile of ppe, respiratory machines etc etc, oh and I`d rather be here under them than USA, India etc.



Are you just acting stupid for effect?[/quote]

Can you answer the question for him or you being evasive or you don`t know?

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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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Watching from afar wrote:
I am not even sure he realises there is a pandemic in the uk just now.


He does, I have been isolated for 9 weeks, have 2 kids at home, a furloughed wife and been out of the house once a week for hospital treatment, I just don`t watch the virus bilge you do and slag off everything they try to do.

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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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Ireland is good comparison as they started at the same time as the UK but did things like other places a lot earlier and stricter.

Pro rata by population the UK have two and half times more deaths (over double).


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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What can the answer be recovery v death rate% its the same virus with the same medical care given.


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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Only Belgium has a higher mortality rate per infected person than the UK.
Get diagnosed with Covid in the UK, 1 in 7 chance you'll be brown bread.
Is that statement left-wing enough?

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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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Monty i dont know what left wing has anything to do with deaths rates.


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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The reference was to the original post, Mr Poolie.
Don't worry, people miss all my references.

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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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Monkeybutt wrote:
PJPoolie wrote:
[ ] Good thread and much needed at this time.


Dealing with someone who thinks they know everything can be particularly frustrating. However, knowing their behaviors will make it easier for you to avoid getting caught in a no-win debate with a know-it-all. Also, being aware a know-it-all’s tendencies can make it easier for you to make sure you’re not displaying those same behaviors. Self-awareness is incredibly important, and sometimes it takes a little bit of self-reflection to make sure we don’t act like a know-it-all ourselves. Remain aware of all the things that you don’t know, and you’ll be just fine. After all, learning something new is much better than pretending to already know it.


Fucking amazing. You actually cut and pasted shite from https://www.powerofpositivity.com/know- ... behaviors/ to make yourself look clever but forgot to take out the US spellings. You should be ashamed of such sad behaviour but I know you won't be.


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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And the stalker appears, I did cut and paste this, I put in google, name for somebody who thinks they know it all and this link came up, summed it up for me so I copied it, not trying to be clever unlike some troll in France who traced my steps, sad sack or what?

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Traced your steps? Thought the US spellings were a bit obvious given the endless cutting and pasting of shit jokes and googled 'your' post. Took all of two seconds. Can't believe you've actually admitted to having to google ways to abuse PJ.

Best laugh you've provided since that milky nonce thread where you were proud of stealing a tenner from the family of the lass you'd been grooming. Hope you keep digging - makes it even funnier. Power of positivity, ooh me ribs.


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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Fucking amazing. You actually cut and pasted shite from https://www.powerofpositivity.com/know- ... behaviors/ to make yourself look clever but forgot to take out the US spellings. You should be ashamed of such sad behaviour but I know you won't be.


:laugh: :laugh: Relationship advice hm? Perhaps Monkeybutt is trying to tell PJ something...

I knew that post looked suspect, I nearly typed "Mr. Butt channeling his inner therapist" but thought better of it


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:laugh: :laugh:

Absolutely risible stuff again from the most obnoxious poster to ever grace The Bunker.

As I said during my first first of third thread stuff like this is just not needed at the moment.


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Jesus christ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Googling replies to get at PJ clappp clappp

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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:45 am 
Its staggering. The anger at this government is growing by the minute yet we have a few loyalists on here still defending them.

And now we have the culture secretary defending the use of second hand gowns claiming it's what the science says despite a misleading reading the WHO guidelines a few minutes earlier saying it's wrong to do so.


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[quote="Watching from afar"]Its staggering. The anger at this government is growing by the minute yet we have a few loyalists on here still defending them.

its not really about defending them at the moment, its more about them and their advisors being the only thing we have got at the moment. we can all get annoyed and moan till the cows come home but it will not change a thing where the government are concerned. maybe others could have done a better job but we do not know that. anyone can be wise after the event, and the only thing really is all of us to have long memories and not forget.


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 10:02 am 
:laugh: Bloody hell. Just delete your account.


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They are hiding behind advisors and ‘the science’ to deflect and distract from clear and tragic failings, again apologies for the Piers Morgan part (he must be a lefty by the way according to the twisted logic being displayed on here) but this is governments response to questions in a nutshell at the moment, how much utter nonsense is being spouted here about mass gatherings? It’s just staggering;


https://twitter.com/gmb/status/1252144148926398465?s=21


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Anyone know any good websites for forum replies?

God a big disagreement going on n I really wanna take this chap down


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PJPoolie wrote:
:laugh: :laugh:

Absolutely risible stuff again from the most obnoxious poster to ever grace The Bunker.

As I said during my first first of third thread stuff like this is just not needed at the moment.


Who are you to decide what is needed at the moment, oh right you know it all, I`ll just go back to that website for more examples!

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Dealing with someone who thinks they know everything can be particularly frustrating. However, knowing their behaviors will make it easier for you to avoid getting caught in a no-win debate with a know-it-all. Also, being aware a know-it-all’s tendencies can make it easier for you to make sure you’re not displaying those same behaviors. Self-awareness is incredibly important, and sometimes it takes a little bit of self-reflection to make sure we don’t act like a know-it-all ourselves. Remain aware of all the things that you don’t know, and you’ll be just fine. After all, learning something new is much better than pretending to already know it.[/quote]

Fucking amazing. You actually cut and pasted shite from https://www.powerofpositivity.com/know- ... behaviors/ to make yourself look clever but forgot to take out the US spellings. You should be ashamed of such sad behaviour but I know you won't be.[/quote]

Oi super sleuth, wrong website, try again!

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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
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:laugh: Bloody hell. Just delete your account.


Which one :laugh:


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Valiant attempt :laugh:

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Anyone know any good websites for forum replies?

God a big disagreement going on n I really wanna take this chap down


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 Post subject: Re: Unbalanced football team.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:31 am 
Jesus wept. Lots of people have died. Senior people in the medical profession are calling out the government. The government hide behind the science and lie about PPE.

And still you think you are clever and funny on serious threads in a very dangerous and sad time.

You are wrong in the head monkeybutt.


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Jesus wept. Lots of people have died. Senior people in the medical profession are calling out the government. The government hide behind the science and lie about PPE.

And still you think you are clever and funny on serious threads in a very dangerous and sad time.

You are wrong in the head monkeybutt.


It`s not a serious thread, I started it, Unbalanced football team remember?

Also, not everyone is fuckin morose.

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Valiant attempt :laugh:


Have another guess dough boy.


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Monkeybutt wrote:
Valiant attempt :laugh:


Have another guess dough boy.


For someone who has just joined you sure are slinging it about old boy.
You must have quite a few previous posts under your belt. What are you hiding from? We won't tell honest.
I'll have to try this multi poster lark.
What an enrichment to the bunker.......another ten derwents.

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Shared Access. :lol:
Fucking boomers, give them a fortnight and they might work it out between the three of them.


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