To relieve the boredom

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:21 am

I propose we should rhave a fantasy league of 24 teams, first 24 named teams I recieve will be accepted, names must be sensible, no swear words or skits, no longer than 12 letters. I will post the fixtures one day and the results the next (game every other day) Scores will be completely impartial(random generated). Just like our league it will have a champion and play-offs. 4 teams relegated to who knows where.
Only 1 team per poster. My team is AFC Crimdon. So next 23 sensibly named are in. No money involved. Bit of fun...hopefully?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Why not, can my team be called Covid-19 since no one knows how to defend against it.

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

bangedup@home

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:29 pm

Flyingpig FC

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:57 pm

Barnstoneworth

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:58 pm

Shit, that's too long, I'll have Fulchester instead

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

Don't think we'll get 24 teams like.

Anyway, my team is Dinamo Stockton

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

FC Greatham

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:28 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Barnstoneworth

I'll shorten the ones that are just over e.g Barnstnwrth?

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

loyal blue wrote:

bangedup@home

too long... I'll go with "Itsjustflu"

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:13 pm

Deportivo La Corona

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:41 pm

We are not going up so fuck it F.C

thedno · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:56 pm

Andrex FC

Bluebones · **Joined:** Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:11 pm **Posts:** 170

FC 1nil for me please

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:34 pm

Hartleblue wrote:

We are not going up so fuck it F.C

You can have Fook it FC ?

Bluebones · **Joined:** Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:11 pm **Posts:** 170

FC 1nil for me please

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:36 pm

Well that's 12 so far.

Basil Fawlty · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:26 pm

"The Lucky 13"

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:51 pm

Come on ...another 11 for the 'Bunker Premier League'
and I could have the first fixtures out tomorrow results on Thursday.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:05 pm

Also when I get all the teams in I will ask each of you for a goalscorer name, he will automatically get 75% of your teams goals, so we will have a top scorer league and league table. You can name him after yourself or a fave player from the past or present.

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

Count me in please? Steetley West View FC

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:14 pm

Zeppelin Bombers FC

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:16 pm

Too long sorry.
Zeppelin FC

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:21 pm

15 now, 9 more and we're away.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

Nowt else to do.......Lowfields

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Also when I get all the teams in I will ask each of you for a goalscorer name, he will automatically get 75% of your teams goals, so we will have a top scorer league and league table. You can name him after yourself or a fave player from the past or present.

Does it have to be Pools players? Can I please take Southampton legend Ali Dia?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:46 pm

Boot Boys

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:56 pm

I’mmainlywanking

Not my team name, a statement of fact

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:04 pm

RemotePoolie wrote:

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Also when I get all the teams in I will ask each of you for a goalscorer name, he will automatically get 75% of your teams goals, so we will have a top scorer league and league table. You can name him after yourself or a fave player from the past or present.

Does it have to be Pools players? Can I please take Southampton legend Ali Dia?

Can be anyone. I'm thinking Jairzinho. :laugh:

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:05 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

I’mmainlywankink

Not my team name, a statement of fact

So you in or not bothering?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Team Name: Covid-19
Top Scorer: Pelemessi Marandonaldo

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:13 pm

pooliecrab wrote:

Team Name: Covid-19
Top Scorer: Pelemessi Marandonaldo

Too long, keep it simple plz.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:18 pm

Zeppelin FC's top scorer will be: Danger Fourpence

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:36 pm

FC Twente Mayfair

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:10 pm

6 more to complete.

SlackArris · **Joined:** Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:08 pm **Posts:** 40

Blue Turnstiles

Top Scorer- Elmer K Hurricane Cheeseburger aka EKHC

SlackArris · **Joined:** Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:08 pm **Posts:** 40

Blue Turnstiles

Top Scorer- Elmer K Hurricane Cheeseburger aka EKHC

OddsOnPhil · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:27 am **Posts:** 674

Sixatback f c.

alybaba · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:44 am

FC Alybaba top scorer is tommy toyou.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

Team Name: Covid-19
Top Scorer: Pelemessi Marandonaldo

Too long, keep it simple plz.

Bob then

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:36 am

4 left.

thedno · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:01 am

thedno wrote:

Andrex FC

and I will have Diego Labrador Pitbull. as goal scorer,

horden · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:10 am

The Jolly Boys

thedno · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:17 am

horden wrote:

The Jolly Boys

don't forget your goal scorer

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

Itsjustflu top scorer to be Micky Barron.... destined for relegation i'd say...

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

Zico is my goalscorer by the way

Stomper409 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:52 pm

Sweet FA please.

How many have you got now?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:57 pm

22 now, two left required.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:57 pm

Is the transfer window open?
Danger Fourpence hasn't been performing well in training I was thinking about listing him.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:59 pm

ed-t-ball wrote:

Is the transfer window open?
Danger Fourpence hasn't been performing well in training I was thinking about listing him.

The transfer window is jammed, needs a bit of wd40 methinks :laugh:

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