I cant wait to hear Monkeybutts view on this.

https://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/r ... ay-1361727

If anyone wants to sample my love sausage, inbox me

What a pile of shite that is, who the fuck wants sausage for valentines

What a great story from the Mail.

A giant sea monster could emerge from the sea and go on the rampage and the Mail wouldn’t report it till a week later in between the latest Love Island Gossip and Elton John’s top 10 Welding Tips.
The Mail is as local as a Tokyo Goose Market, crap like this shows how bad it is.

Some of my favourite recent stuff in the Mail has involved photos of people inside pubs all from the year 2007, and a picture of Raby Road from about ten years ago just before the old Rovers Quoit Club was knocked down with the question; Can you remember Raby Road when it looked like this? In fact thinking about it the picture was probably from 2007, someone has found a memory stick in the office and they have decided to use every single picture as content.

Of course they put that stuff in. Is their editor Polly Filler, because there’s nowt else of interest in it.

They pulled the Rovers down?

Unless I'm mistaken the one they have allegedly pulled down was already the new Rovers Quoit Club, so the new one must be a new new one.
I believe when they they replaced the old Scotland Yard, whose full name was New Scotland Yard, with a new one, they called the new edifice just Scotland Yard. So the new Quoits Club of the Rovers must be just the Rovers.

Not sure what they'd do if a third one came along.


Yes, yes, it's just trivia and I don't actually care.

Rovers Return.

Tip 10 : Oh fuck my skintight jumpsuit is flammable.

Bring back the Hairy Blackwood!!!