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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:34 am

How much do you think he/she is on an hour?, think they were born- ville a silver spoon in their mouth?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37428

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

How much do you think he/she is on an hour?, think they were born- ville a silver spoon in their mouth?

You’re a bit of a CADbury old sport, what, what.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:09 am

Best job in the Galaxy?

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

I don't rate their chocolate at all, too sickly for me.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37428

Er, you might just be missing the point.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:27 pm

Sorry Snowy but I have to say that's a bit rum, and raisin our hopes of a string of chocolate puns isn't fair either. I sometimes look at this board and think everyone's a fruit and nutcase.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12362

I chased a mars a rown a tree. It nestle d in the bourne villied gardens.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37428

born toulouse wrote:

Sorry Snowy but I have to say that's a bit rum, and raisin our hopes of a string of chocolate puns isn't fair either. I sometimes look at this board and think everyone's a fruit and nutcase.

Do you just want me to Rolo-ver and ignore it
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Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Off Topic.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:07 pm

Could turn into a marathon thread though.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37428

If we do we’ll reap a rich bounty.

horden · **Posted:** Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:27 pm

This post has KINDER surprised me

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37428

I see Airfix have brought out a kit Kat.

Kenny Bottles · **Posted:** Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:07 pm

I've heard he takes it up the Ritter.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:34 pm

I've heard you think a finger of fudge is just enough to give yourself a treat.

Kenny Bottles · **Posted:** Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:25 pm

And I've heard what you did to the Milky Bar Kid...

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3553

Snowy wrote:

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Do you just want me to Rolo-ver and ignore it

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Ooo ,gives a Twirl and i'll show you my Walnut Whip..

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:55 am

Go Ask Alice wrote:

And I've heard what you did to the Milky Bar Kid...

Nonsense, I tried to knack him but he was far too strong and tough.

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

Snowy wrote:

Er, you might just be missing the point.

Don't be such a smartie...

(Which also taste awful now as they've changed the chocolate)

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37428

RemotePoolie wrote:

Don't be such a smartie...

(Which also taste awful now as they've changed the chocolate)

Hoy...cut out the snickers.

( which I still call marathon and share your views on smarties.)

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3553

Go Ask Alice wrote:

I've heard he takes it up the Ritter.

Who ? that Yorkie lorry driver ??

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