I've just realised what Higgy's masterplan is......... it's to have a team made up fully of people with a letter K in their name. Not only has he signed Killip, he's brought in Kerr and Kabamba, we already have Kioso and Kitching.

Niko Muir, Nicky Featherstone, Luke James, Kenton Richardson and Mike Raynes have the first names covered and Josh Hawkes has the surname dep't.

He signed Adam Bale thinking it was Kale his favourite veg', Liam Noble is changing his surname to Knoble as too is Aaron Kunnigham n Karl Magnay. No wonder he was after Jason Kennedy.

You can't fool me......Kraig.

Kylian Mbappe has obviously worked this out too given that he's just submitted a transfer request.

Khampions

We’ve just signed Karl Marx and Korky the Cat.

That's reminded me of the Monty Python sketch with the philosopher footballers!

free kit kats with every portion of chips sold.