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 Post subject: hartlepool mail website
PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:59 am 
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Take a look at this, absolutely terrible web site

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 Post subject: Re: hartlepool mail website
PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:59 am 
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Some of the mails fb updates this week have been cringey

Describe Jeremy corbyn in 3 words

This is what Donald trump meant when he said...

Hard hitting local news


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 Post subject: Re: hartlepool mail website
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UKP wrote:
Take a look at this, absolutely terrible web site

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Maybe screen shots are the way to go with the Mail website? At least i can view them without it crashing my laptop and thats even with the new Tabby Cat Operating System.

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Is that the home page?

Terrible as might be ("exploring new depths"), it at least has the merit of putting Pools as one of its 5 main topics.
Otherwise it really (really really) is cringeworthy.

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 Post subject: Re: hartlepool mail website
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Awful website, soon as you go on it you get a pop up of St Mirren highlights and if you actually want to read an article you have to complete a survey.

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 Post subject: Re: hartlepool mail website
PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:42 am 
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Last time I read any part of the Mail was outside Kenny Johnson's, eating my cod'n'chips..............


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 Post subject: Re: hartlepool mail website
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Must be ready to fold, these ads are a last desperate attempt to keep some sort of cash coming into the business.

Give it 2 years max.

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 Post subject: Re: hartlepool mail website
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There are much better ways of doing adverts as well instead of having inline video etc allover the place.

I think most people would be happy if you bought a 15 minute ad free browsing window by watching a 15 second advert at the beginning.


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 Post subject: Re: hartlepool mail website
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The articles and headlines are pretty terrible too.

“Pools facing contract crisis”

Like everyone at the clubs just in the offices flapping like fuck.

“The 7 key decisions Craig hignett has to make by the summer”

Like higgys got them on a flip chart killing him self over these decisions.

It’s fuckin desperate click bait shite now


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All five things are Luke Williams.

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 Post subject: Re: hartlepool mail website
PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:56 am 
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I’m convinced that the Mails staff including that Kennedy fella who covers Pools are GCSE students on work experience.


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He looks a bit old for GCSE but reading his articles you can understand why he might have been kept back for a decade.


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One of the worst articles I've read recently was the one about money being spent on agents.

"Revealed! The agents fees splashed out by Hartlepool United as they outspend SEVEN Football League clubs"

Might make you think we've spent hundreds of thousands when in reality we've spent just £18,369 over 12 months. As much as I dislike what agents seem to represent, that's a paltry figure.


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Those crazy bastards at Macclesfield spunked a huge £1,000 on agents but we still outspent them! Raj will soon be rummaging around in all those pensioners' handbags for small change if this madness continues.


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