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 Post subject: Northern Rail
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:22 pm 
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Are now dining travellers who don't have tickets before they board the train. Problem is that at stations like Seaham and Seaton Carew there is only one ticket machine. So if you rock up at the 'wrong" platform you have to go down the bank the up the other bank then down the bank and back up the bank. Bit shit if you have mobility issues. Rail men are not happy about it but bosses are. Apparently the guards don't fine you it revenue officers who prowl the network.

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 Post subject: Re: Northern Rail
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:31 pm 
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Free meal sounds ideal.


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 Post subject: Re: Northern Rail
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:35 pm 
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Do they do chips???

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 Post subject: Re: Northern Rail
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:42 pm 
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Sorry I forgot to add that if you take the revenue officer out for lunch the fine will be waived.

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 Post subject: Re: Northern Rail
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:54 pm 
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If you don't have a First Class ticket do you get fine dining?


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 Post subject: Re: Northern Rail
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:11 pm 
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Tesco finest.

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 Post subject: Re: Northern Rail
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:53 pm 
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Fine dining or indigestion ?? You would need a very understanding employer down here in the South-East if you needed to use the train to get to work every day.


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