Try one of these.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/28/poo-foun ... d-8178486/

Dont use the machines ask the assistants and keep "people" in jobs.

By "people" are you suggesting that McDonalds workers are not really people?

Definitely not do not use the machines communicate with the staff not the machines................................................

Surely if you tested everything touched in public it would have traces of shit on it?

Don’t touch the button on crossings, don’t press the bell on a bus, don’t push a door open.

If you’re eating regularly in McDonald’s the shit on a touch screen is probably the healthiest thing your eating.



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Don’t forget the spunk and piss, they must get annoyed at shit always grabbing the headlines.

Just yet another recycling of the piss on the peanuts on the bar story.

I'm a bit surprised that you're firing jiz around in takeaways though PJ. Each to his own I suppose, I'm not judging.

Didn’t have any salt in cupboard.

I’m sure an Indian in the Boro got closed down a few years ago because the food had a high manfat content.

I knew there would be a perfectly reasonable explanation.

Don't know about takeaways in Boro but when Mr Kris' Cakes was in the town a lad who worked there told me that the staff were dropping all sorts into the mixes. They hated the boss and were keen to drive down sales by telling everybody about it. Put me right off anything with chocolate chips in.

Mr Chris, my sister worked there for a time, he didn't pay the staff very well, or bonuses etc, but instead used to give the staff a racing tip, when one of his horses was running. I think he let the staff take home one of his cakes at Christmas, very kind man, a modern day capitalist that Thatcher let loose, cheap rent or rent free on old industrial land , low wages , no unions allowed etc.

Cannot beat a chicken Jaljizzi, good for sore throats too!

Automated tills
Do it yourself scanners
Cafes where you are expected to tidy up after
Tesco to close meat/fish counters

Whos serving who?

Shit everywhere.........boycott it all!

[quote="Bluestreak"]Automated tills
Do it yourself scanners
Cafes where you are expected to tidy up after
Tesco to close meat/fish counters

Whos serving who?

next thing there will be cafes where you have to cook your own food. on second thoughs it might be a good idea as you,d get your food cooked and not half raw like some do.

Was in a restaurant in Thailand where you had a burner on your table to cook the meat.

Would you like faeces on your Real bread?, available to pick up in 35 minutes, all hot and steaming

Wonder what would show up if similar tests were ran on the bunker.

Anyone who uses a self service check out is a bad Tory

Yet the people accept this faceless world without question.
You get what you settle for.

Latest development is when you go into the supermarket you pick up your trolley then have brush jammed your arse so you can clean the floor on you way round. Mops and squeegees are options if the brush doesn’t appeal.

You could label it as Buttella

Artisan bread and PJ have something in common, special Kneads

L O L!!!!!!!

Have you ever considered writing comedy?

What I mean is just writing it down and not typing it on here so nobody else is subjected to your honking patter.

I want to smear Lurpak all over you and butter you up.

Can this thread be locked immediately. I feel a tad nauseous.

ICBINB

Mr Butt, you told me that you were going to use lighter fuel..............

I did but very fuel understand why!

I did but very fuel understand why![/quote]

Thought I'd reply to that with one of your one-liners - so I went on Google and tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches. So I gave up.

As if I google them