Where do I start...

Team never turned up. Was as if they couldn’t be arsed this week, I just don’t get it. Needed to drown my sorrows watching it, was shit faced by half time and don’t remember the last 20 (I do remember their being no pissing chips though?!?)

I’m very worried. I can see a season of nearlys. The attitude is simply not good enough.

On the flip side kioso and Muir played well, Donaldson finally out the fucking team however they simply must turn up and pick up 3 points at Braintree, otherwise..... off with Bates’ head.

I’m driving to Braintree, got 3 spare seats - sharpeners en route, let’s have it!

Before you got shit faced how did you think 'Laughers' was doing?

As for the offer of a lift, sounds about as attractive as hailing a cab in Moscow. There's only one rule there - if the driver stinks of booze, don't get in!

I think 'Laughers' was doing alright, should have scored mind but was giving it a go.

Suit yourself, no need to get snippy