One Jeff Stelling...

Twilight Zone · **Joined:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1428

With his sky sports and football connections I firmly believe the Super Six Sponsorship deal is only the beginning of more wonderful things to come via Sir Jeff of Hartlepool.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

He deffo deserves a burger van named after him or something.

Maybe they could rename Clarence Road to Stelling Lane, could be in song in that.

Stelling Lane there were two crooks, name of Coxberg,
Tried to fleece the club and run off with the dough,
Took us to new depths lower than low,
Off to jail they go?

Stelling Lane there is a drain, reeks of fatberg,
...maybe not.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:15 am

Why not see if companies would sponsor each of the floodlights (electrical companies) bogs (plumbers) etc....Mr Maguire?

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:43 am

I think we should section off parts of the pitches so companies can sponsor it, so for example if a foul is committed it a certain section the PA can read out

"In association with Venezia Kebab shop the referee has indicated a free kick has been given to Hartlepool"

It will make the club millions, can't believe the club haven't thought of such a fantastic idea before....

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:36 am

Surprised we haven't got 'GILLETTE' emblazoned across our team shirts.

pooliedan92 · **Joined:** Sun Dec 07, 2014 10:40 pm **Posts:** 187

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Surprised we haven't got 'GILLETTE' emblazoned across our team shirts.

Liam Noble on the advert shaving his head with a Mach 3

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Is Gillette not a popular girls name in the town?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:41 am

'It's surprising what men do to reach those awkward places'

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:48 pm

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Surprised we haven't got 'GILLETTE' emblazoned across our team shirts.

Could get prosecuted under Trade Description Act due to a lack of cutting edge bbolt

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:53 pm

We should get Evergreen to sponsor the grass.
Philips for the light bulbs.
Royal Mail to sponsor the posts.
Marshalls to sponsor the flags.
Wetherspoons for the bar.
Bolivia to sponsor the white lines.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Hudson's to sponsor Hignett? Or is he back behind the wheel again?

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:29 am

Super 6 site says it sponsors Salford City FC but not us yet?

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