World Cup Willy

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:44 pm

In the unlikely event of an England triumph I reckon there is a fair chance that somebody, somewhere will get Gareth Southgate's face tattooed on their knob. Possibly the bloke who already got the Ronnie Moore.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:37 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn1ocjcD-ZE

charco · **Joined:** Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:24 am **Posts:** 885

World Cup Willy is caused by withdrawal of conjugals in protest at too much footy ...

... repeat episodes can happen every four years (or much longer if you happen to be Scots)

Smokin Joe · **Joined:** Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:13 pm **Posts:** 964

Sadly, an 'England triumph' these days would be progressing beyond the group stage. I for one wouldn't put my dick on the block to predict even that.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

I'll him a get Southgate and the full starting 11 plus subs done on mine if they win it

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I’m getting dimitrius konstantopolous super Keeper greece no1 Tattoo’d on mine

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pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I'll squeeze WC18 on mine.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36285

Yubep wrote:

I’m getting dimitrius konstantopolous super Keeper greece no1 Tattoo’d on mine

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A spiral tattoo.....

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:00 pm

National anthem for me, something that'll always come in.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36285

Me dad always said a tray of eggs and a sack of spuds always comes. I only have his word for it though.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Snowy wrote:

Me dad always said a tray of eggs and a sack of spuds always comes. I only have his word for it though.

What did he used to do to them?

Smithy1 · **Joined:** Sun Sep 03, 2017 1:33 pm **Posts:** 570

On a serious note though where do you see us getting in the tournemant? Id be over the moon if we get to the quater finals and test one of he bigger nations, Watch us just scrape out the group and get beat in the second round but hey hooo I always get hyped up before a tournemant only to get let down!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36285

pooliecrab wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Me dad always said a tray of eggs and a sack of spuds always comes. I only have his word for it though.

What did he used to do to them?

From close observation over the years he would.....eat them. I think he was anticipating World War 3 and a back up of spuds and eggs would see him over till things calmed down a bit. I'd take me chances with the radiation.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:52 am

I've heard this term before. I think it is because they were cheap and you could vary meals using the same ingredients. Potatoes could be chipped, boiled, roasted, mashed etc, and eggs boiled (hard/soft), fried, scrambled, omeletted etc, and with eggs you can use to make Yorkshire puddings (cheap and filling) and cakes etc.

Hope you all enjoyed the Bishops history lesson.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Smithy1 wrote:

On a serious note though where do you see us getting in the tournemant? Id be over the moon if we get to the quater finals and test one of he bigger nations, Watch us just scrape out the group and get beat in the second round but hey hooo I always get hyped up before a tournemant only to get let down!

PJ will have better info on Quater finals.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:35 am

Monkeybutt wrote:

PJ will have better info on Quater finals.

Numb nuts its the Quatar finals, get your puns gramatically correct! Sorry to be a pedant! :laugh:

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

The Bishop wrote:

Monkeybutt wrote:

PJ will have better info on Quater finals.

Numb nuts its the Quatar finals, get your puns gramatically correct! Sorry to be a pedant! :laugh:

Number nuts, he spelt it that way, I know how to spell Quatar but that wasn`t the point, twat!

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:34 am

Qatar IMHO

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