Euro lotto won by a UK ticket

qwerty keyboard · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:56 am

Someone in the UK won £121m last night. Can we dream it was a Poolie? Btw it wasn't me.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37583

It won't change my life. I'll still work 14 hours a day, seven days a week as a plunger in the bleach factory cos all my mates work there and I'm a bit thick like.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Think id still work if I won that sort of money like, probably just part time mind - sadly brains cant perform surgery on themselves.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

You're still at school.

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

You could finally afford to feed Cabbage.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Lord_of_Stranton wrote:

You could finally afford to feed Cabbage.

She had some kebab meat last night, 9/10 she said.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:49 am

What did her Dad have?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

born toulouse wrote:

What did her Dad have?

We didn’t buy her Dad, just Cabbage and her sister.

If you mean what did I have then I had a 12’ thin crust margarita and dumped a portion of chips, cheese and garlic on it and ate it with a knife and fork.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

What did her Dad have?

We didn’t buy her Dad, just Cabbage and her sister.

If you mean what did I have then I had a 12’ thin crust margarita and dumped a portion of chips, cheese and garlic on it and ate it with a knife and fork.

I bet you wank with a jonny on too ya posh twat.

What's Cabbage's sister called?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

pooliecrab wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

What did her Dad have?

We didn’t buy her Dad, just Cabbage and her sister.

If you mean what did I have then I had a 12’ thin crust margarita and dumped a portion of chips, cheese and garlic on it and ate it with a knife and fork.

I bet you wank with a jonny on too ya posh twat.

What's Cabbage's sister called?

Morty.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Aww jeez

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:28 am

Tree, you aren't the dog's father. It would be a dog or the poster formerly known as Sussex.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

It's me what won it but I've remembered I'm an Arsenal fan so I'm buying an executive box at the Emirates.

I'm getting change and all, might buy Sunderland with that.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Doubt id give any to Pools direct if i won it. Would give it to the Trust.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:52 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

What did her Dad have?

We didn’t buy her Dad, just Cabbage and her sister.

If you mean what did I have then I had a 12’ thin crust margarita and dumped a portion of chips, cheese and garlic on it and ate it with a knife and fork.

Posh puff

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

born toulouse wrote:

Tree, you aren't the dog's father. It would be a dog or the poster formerly known as Sussex.

I'd only believe the latter were true if cabbage looked like this.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

TalbotAvenger wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

What did her Dad have?

We didn’t buy her Dad, just Cabbage and her sister.

If you mean what did I have then I had a 12’ thin crust margarita and dumped a portion of chips, cheese and garlic on it and ate it with a knife and fork.

Posh puff

Rochdale.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:53 pm

I'd spend it all on drugs and woman, and waste the rest

And do you know what I'd do with the begging letters?

Stop writing them!

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3573

Albert Steptoe lookalike Talbot holding up the winning ticket in the bath??? Stinker or Ad Winner ??

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:29 pm

Loid Blackwell wrote:

Albert Steptoe lookalike Talbot holding up the winning ticket in the bath??? Stinker or Ad Winner ??

You dozy, teak coloured, lead stripping spunkmop

Euro lotto won by a UK ticket

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