Come on Raj make us sound

2654 Poolies at a game after that season. What a club.

Thank fuck.

And relax.

Onwards and upwards n all that.

Fantastic stuff, well done done matty.

How about making Torquay a fiver to get in and maybe get a decent crowd for the last game of this god damn awful season.

What is there to lose

How about making it free for Torquay fans.

We won't be able to pay the taxman (again)?

Isn’t their chairman paying for the trip? Make it £30!

Well that's a relief, and Laing of all people to get the goal that keeps us up. Absolutely battered second half though and only good thing to say, is how we dug in defensively to keep Orient at bay. Whilst i was reasonably confident we would stay up, it did look at one stage as though we had put a payment down for that relegation spot. I didnt think we would achieve safety with over 50 points though and to finish the season on 55 would be nice, but I would hate to think that would re-awaken the Bates fan club.

Has Bates bucked your lass or summat Mr Horden?

I take it you aren't a fan, but he has performed an absolute miracle with this shower of shite.

If we beat Torquay and avoid defeat at Tranmere he might get snapped up by another club before we get chance to offer him a deal.