Funny Names!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:14 pm

Our lass has just got names mixed up and thought he was called Roger!!!!
Hahahahaha :laugh:

I couldn't stop laughing!!!! :laugh:

Surely Roger is the most funniest name ever....FACT!!!!
Does anyone actually know anyone called Roger????

Disclaimer....apologies to any Rogers on The Bunker....ppffftttt!!!! Hahahaha :laugh:

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

A freudian slip perhaps? Did she want to Roger Roger?

I always found the name Rupert daft.

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9650

ROGER MELLIE

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 6:07 pm

I've never met Roger Daltry! FACT

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Mustapha, as in mustapha dump, always gets me.

charco · **Joined:** Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:24 am **Posts:** 885

Monkeybutt wrote:

Mustapha, as in mustapha dump, always gets me.

True story - when I worked in Kuwait I knew a lad called Mustapha Fahti

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Roger Whittaker, aka The Mexican Whistler, singer of "I'm Gonna Leave Old Durham Town", the lyrics of which allude to Durham being on the River Tyne!!

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:11 pm

Roger the Dodger and a bloke called Roger Moore who isn't the now dead actor Roger Moore. He's a lot younger and can't do any impressive eyebrow movements at all.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:32 pm

I meant do you know any Rogers in real life!!!!

horden · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:37 pm

They must exist , but when you meet them and ask what is their name, they reply Dave !

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3573

Talking of the subject.Was there any need for David Platt's Coronation Street storyline this week??.I mean what would the likes of Ena Sharples and Albert Tatlock have made of it all?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I knew a Roger when I was 5-6 but don’t know him
Now and don’t know of any other Rogers tbh.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Cabbage is a daft name.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Loid Blackwell wrote:

Talking of the subject.Was there any need for David Platt's Coronation Street storyline this week??.I mean what would the likes of Ena Sharples and Albert Tatlock have made of it all?

I think it is necessary to depict Male Drug Rape. Isn't it one of the UKs fastest rising crimes or summat?

My biggest gripe about Corrie is how long this fucking Pat Phelan things going on for..my Aunt lives in Whitehaven and she saw his death scenes filmed nearly 3 months back!!

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:34 pm

ElvisC wrote:

Loid Blackwell wrote:

Talking of the subject.Was there any need for David Platt's Coronation Street storyline this week??.I mean what would the likes of Ena Sharples and Albert Tatlock have made of it all?

I think it is necessary to depict Male Drug Rape. Isn't it one of the UKs fastest rising crimes or summat?

My biggest gripe about Corrie is how long this fucking Pat Phelan things going on for..my Aunt lives in Whitehaven and she saw his death scenes filmed nearly 3 months back!!

Agree about Phelan been dragged out far to long, He was supposed to be copped over Xmas, I assumed they meant the last one. :angry-tappingfoot:

Oh! and I,ve know several Rogers in my time too!

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:43 pm

Some kids names get me. My nephew went to juniors with a lad called Bluu and one in seniors called Tiger. Fucking TIGER! Maybe he'll be great at golf but how did they know that when they christened him?

The most stupid thing I've heard recently is a girl whose name is pronounced Ladasha. Which isn't a bad name but they spell it La-a. La dash a. Poor lass will have chew because of that all her life.

alibarthez · **Joined:** Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1072

Best tennis player ever......Roger Federer

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:22 pm

I tell you what though, the common names when I was at school were John, Peter, David, Mark, Simon, Stephen, Paul, Michael etc. They are now becoming old men's names, like Alf, Stan, Wilf, Fred, Harry etc were to us, but are now common again for bairns.

There is one refashioned name I can't get to grips with though - a lad I work with called his daughter Beryl. Little baby Beryl. Just sounds weird to me.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:49 pm

Anyway, back to Rogers, what about Rogers newsagents opposite St Aidans Church?

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:19 pm

Roger De Courcey had a funny name..... but not as daft as his bear Nookie.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:23 pm

At the place in Lincolnshire where I was living 10 years ago, there were two blokes called Sambo and Nigger. Not especially mates of each other.
Both white in case you were wondering.

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

I used to work with a bloke called Roger. He is a top gadgie.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:35 am

This thread should be locked.

Roger and Out!!!! (See what I did there?)

Rudolph Hucker · **Joined:** Thu May 11, 2017 3:59 pm **Posts:** 165

I once knew a bloke at work named Roger...... Service, seriously!

On a different note, relatives, when living in Scotland, had a girl at their school named Shona Dick. Some parents.........

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

What about the lad who plays for Wigan? Cheyenne Armani Keanu Roma Dunkley, I kid you not!!!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I used to read Roger Red Hat at Jesmond Road.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:12 pm

I heard you're still at Jesmond Road.

qwerty keyboard · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:14 pm

Years ago I once saw a kids name on an application form was Tia Maria. She be in her early 30's now and probably a grandmother

qwerty keyboard · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:14 pm

Years ago I once saw a kids name on an application form was Tia Maria. She be in her early 30's now and probably a grandmother

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

I used to read Roger Red Hat at Jesmond Road.

Even that series went all PC with Sita and Ramu!!! :laugh:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:45 pm

Rudolph Hucker wrote:

I once knew a bloke at work named Roger...... Service, seriously!

On a different note, relatives, when living in Scotland, had a girl at their school named Shona Dick. Some parents.........

Ha! Our lasses sister is called Shona, can't believe I've missed the opportunity for some piss taking there!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

ElvisC wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

I used to read Roger Red Hat at Jesmond Road.

Even that series went all PC with Sita and Ramu!!! :laugh:

Ramu White Turban?

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Loid Blackwell wrote:

Talking of the subject.Was there any need for David Platt's Coronation Street storyline this week??.I mean what would the likes of Ena Sharples and Albert Tatlock have made of it all?

Fair point. You can imagine the conversation the producer had with the actor known as David Platt:
'It's a bit soon to have you chasing after another drug dealer with murderous intent or going psycho on your latest girlfriend, so how about this - you get buggered by your new best mate?'

Something new for his ferret faced mam to look tearful about too - after she's finished communing with her serial killer ex-husband through a fake medium. It's grim up North.

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