I blame Morrells....

Twilight Zone · **Joined:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1428

If Morrells had never made such wonderful tasty pork pies...We would now be financially sound. PorkPiePammie along with Harrafat have run up such a huge bill on those pork pies it leaves us totally and utterly foooooked. I do not blame Morrells for making such awesome pork pies but I do blame them for not barring these two from eating away our future! banghead

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:43 pm

You do realise Morrells haven't made a decent pork pie for about 15 years????

Twilight Zone · **Joined:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1428

MutleyRules wrote:

You do realise Morrells haven't made a decent pork pie for about 15 years????

No idea mutters I am vegetarian :laugh:

But I guess the company account opened by the Pig Face Pork Pie Eating Slimy Davina Jones was then used by PPP and Fatboy

Nelly · **Joined:** Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:10 pm **Posts:** 103

Am I the only one that cringes anytime someone throws a 'Fat Pam' insult around?

thedno · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:17 am

MutleyRules wrote:

You do realise Morrells haven't made a decent pork pie for about 15 years????

Totally Agree

Twilight Zone · **Joined:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1428

Nelly wrote:

Am I the only one that cringes anytime someone throws a 'Fat Pam' insult around?

Well Nelly ( PPP ) Am I the only one who noticed you only joined this board in Jan 2018. :laugh:

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Twilight Zone wrote:

No idea mutters I am vegetarian :laugh:

Things suddenly became a lot clearer about you.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

It's more down to lack of morrells..........

Well morals. I agree I that I find the stuff about peoples appearance and weight cringeworthy stuff. At the end of the day Duxbery is probably just doing as she's told. Sage are acting in the best interests of Sage and not the long or short term future of the Football Club which a few people still clearly don't realise and it's quite a crucial point in all of this.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:01 am

thedno wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

You do realise Morrells haven't made a decent pork pie for about 15 years????

Totally Agree

Thirded.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Mr Ripper wrote:

thedno wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

You do realise Morrells haven't made a decent pork pie for about 15 years????

Totally Agree

Thirded.

Especially since king oswy shops Robert Moore butchers pork pies have always been nicer

poolietim · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:21 am

Does anyone do a better pork pie than Kinnersleys ??

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Petch’s In Great Ayton.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:32 am

poolietim wrote:

Does anyone do a better pork pie than Kinnersleys ??

Not that I’ve found in Hartlepool.

Cockburns in Bedale are good though, especially the pork and black pudding ones.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:36 am

PJPoolie wrote:

Petch’s In Great Ayton.

And all their other pies!!!!

thedno · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:46 am

Where evolving into the Pork Pie Elite PPE. :animals-pig:

Also Pork Pie with Apple sauce is nice as well, had that in York but cannot remember where, somewhere along the Shambles I think bottom end if walking down towards Piccadilly....Hmmm Ice Cream

Anyway All pork pies should be/are equal, but some are more equal than others. :animals-pig:

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Mr Ripper wrote:

poolietim wrote:

Does anyone do a better pork pie than Kinnersleys ??

Not that I’ve found in Hartlepool.

Cockburns in Bedale are good though, especially the pork and black pudding ones.

Childish I know but Cockburns always makes me giggle, reminds me of......ah better not!

thedno · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:01 am

I heard Hilary Briss of Royston Vasey's only butchers' shop do good Pies as well, but I've never been.

horden · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:10 am

Isn't Pateley Bridge supposed to be the Pork Pie capital of the UK? 2 shops there supposed to sell best pork pies in the universe

alybaba · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:53 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

You do realise Morrells haven't made a decent pork pie for about 15 years????

Youre right there mutters.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:33 pm

horden wrote:

Isn't Pateley Bridge supposed to be the Pork Pie capital of the UK? 2 shops there supposed to sell best pork pies in the universe

I think I saw that on Britain's 100 Greatest Walks!!!!

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:30 pm

Bolams Sedgfield do very nice Pork pies and their other pies are nice as well....and so are their cakes as well...and their sausages....and black pudding....could be the reason I,m on a diet now. :angry-tappingfoot:

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:08 pm

In the Metropolis, Lawsons for pies. Simpsons at Cockfield or Peats in Barney (think Mr Butt may disagree about Peats, but hey ho).

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:35 pm

Martin Knowells does the best pork pies FACT

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:35 pm

Martin Knowells does the best pork pies FACT

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

You can tell you dont live here anymore.

Nelly · **Joined:** Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:10 pm **Posts:** 103

Twilight Zone wrote:

Nelly wrote:

Am I the only one that cringes anytime someone throws a 'Fat Pam' insult around?

Well Nelly ( PPP ) Am I the only one who noticed you only joined this board in Jan 2018. :laugh:

I've been on this board for a few years as admin will confirm if needed. You may notice that January 2018 was when the board went a bit tits up with people re-registering. But maybe what I'm saying is a massive conspiracy to cover up the fact that I shot JFK.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:33 pm

pork pies are rank

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37478

Nobody does the best pork pies as everyone had differing opinions on what constitutes the best pie.
Kemps mince pies were canny though, just like Balmers.

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3556

TalbotAvenger wrote:

pork pies are rank

Bit fussy for an old bin dipper like you Talbot?

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3556

Pork pies,English mustard,Tomato and Salt...that's all you need to know really.

yloop · **Posted:** Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:20 pm

Tomato with pork? Loids are just weird...

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Snowy wrote:

Nobody does the best pork pies as everyone had differing opinions on what constitutes the best pie.
Kemps mince pies were canny though, just like Balmers.

I agree to a point. The point being that Bishop's dad doesn't seem to be a pork pie fan so we can't get a definite answer.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:07 pm

pooliecrab wrote:

I agree to a point. The point being that Bishop's dad doesn't seem to be a pork pie fan so we can't get a definite answer.

Alas I am not a great fan, but Dad loves them. However he doesn't have a favourite per say. Currently I get the small pie pack from Aldi as a lunch type thing, or The Bakers in town do a nice pie, he likes. Theres a Butchers in Aycliffe (I've forgotten the name) that does good Pork Pies.

My favourite Pork Pies were the ones at Kingsway, that were heated to 1 million degrees, so when you bit into them Moulton Lava ran down your chin leaving red rawness for a few days!

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Surely it would be be Melton lava?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:20 pm

Loid Blackwell wrote:

TalbotAvenger wrote:

pork pies are rank

Bit fussy for an old bin dipper like you Talbot?

Pissmop

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37478

pooliecrab wrote:

Surely it would be be Melton lava?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:54 pm

Tried the new catering "HUT" at HP (the Wembley of the North) yesterday. £2 for a giant Hot Dog which was lovely. The Pork Pies were full of filling and made with Old Fashioned Water (?) pastry, don't know if they were homemade or bought in but for £1.50 the lads really enjoyed. Burgers allegedly weren't up to much.

All in all for value, taste and quality of service 10/10

I blame Morrells....

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