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 Post subject: I blame Morrells....
PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:28 pm 
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If Morrells had never made such wonderful tasty pork pies...We would now be financially sound. PorkPiePammie along with Harrafat have run up such a huge bill on those pork pies it leaves us totally and utterly foooooked. I do not blame Morrells for making such awesome pork pies but I do blame them for not barring these two from eating away our future! banghead

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:43 pm 
You do realise Morrells haven't made a decent pork pie for about 15 years???? sctatchinghead


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MutleyRules wrote:
You do realise Morrells haven't made a decent pork pie for about 15 years???? sctatchinghead


No idea mutters I am vegetarian :laugh: But I guess the company account opened by the Pig Face Pork Pie Eating Slimy Davina Jones was then used by PPP and Fatboy :roll:

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Am I the only one that cringes anytime someone throws a 'Fat Pam' insult around?

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MutleyRules wrote:
You do realise Morrells haven't made a decent pork pie for about 15 years???? sctatchinghead

Totally Agree


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Nelly wrote:
Am I the only one that cringes anytime someone throws a 'Fat Pam' insult around?


Well Nelly ( PPP ) Am I the only one who noticed you only joined this board in Jan 2018. :laugh:

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No idea mutters I am vegetarian :laugh:

Things suddenly became a lot clearer about you.


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 Post subject: Re: I blame Morrells....
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It's more down to lack of morrells..........

Well morals. I agree I that I find the stuff about peoples appearance and weight cringeworthy stuff. At the end of the day Duxbery is probably just doing as she's told. Sage are acting in the best interests of Sage and not the long or short term future of the Football Club which a few people still clearly don't realise and it's quite a crucial point in all of this.


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thedno wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
You do realise Morrells haven't made a decent pork pie for about 15 years???? sctatchinghead

Totally Agree


Thirded.

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Mr Ripper wrote:
thedno wrote:
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You do realise Morrells haven't made a decent pork pie for about 15 years???? sctatchinghead

Totally Agree


Thirded.


Especially since king oswy shops Robert Moore butchers pork pies have always been nicer

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Does anyone do a better pork pie than Kinnersleys ??

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Petch’s In Great Ayton.


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poolietim wrote:
Does anyone do a better pork pie than Kinnersleys ??


Not that I’ve found in Hartlepool.

Cockburns in Bedale are good though, especially the pork and black pudding ones.

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 Post subject: Re: I blame Morrells....
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Petch’s In Great Ayton.


And all their other pies!!!! :cool:


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Where evolving into the Pork Pie Elite PPE. :animals-pig:

Also Pork Pie with Apple sauce is nice as well, had that in York but cannot remember where, somewhere along the Shambles I think bottom end if walking down towards Piccadilly....Hmmm Ice Cream

Anyway All pork pies should be/are equal, but some are more equal than others. :animals-pig: :animals-pig: :animals-pig: :animals-pig: :animals-pig:


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Mr Ripper wrote:
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Does anyone do a better pork pie than Kinnersleys ??


Not that I’ve found in Hartlepool.

Cockburns in Bedale are good though, especially the pork and black pudding ones.


Childish I know but Cockburns always makes me giggle, reminds me of......ah better not!

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I heard Hilary Briss of Royston Vasey's only butchers' shop do good Pies as well, but I've never been.


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Isn't Pateley Bridge supposed to be the Pork Pie capital of the UK? 2 shops there supposed to sell best pork pies in the universe

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You do realise Morrells haven't made a decent pork pie for about 15 years???? sctatchinghead
Youre right there mutters.


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Isn't Pateley Bridge supposed to be the Pork Pie capital of the UK? 2 shops there supposed to sell best pork pies in the universe


I think I saw that on Britain's 100 Greatest Walks!!!! :wink: :cool:


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Bolams Sedgfield do very nice Pork pies and their other pies are nice as well....and so are their cakes as well...and their sausages....and black pudding....could be the reason I,m on a diet now. :angry-tappingfoot:

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In the Metropolis, Lawsons for pies. Simpsons at Cockfield or Peats in Barney (think Mr Butt may disagree about Peats, but hey ho).

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Martin Knowells does the best pork pies FACT

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Twilight Zone wrote:
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Am I the only one that cringes anytime someone throws a 'Fat Pam' insult around?


Well Nelly ( PPP ) Am I the only one who noticed you only joined this board in Jan 2018. :laugh:


I've been on this board for a few years as admin will confirm if needed. You may notice that January 2018 was when the board went a bit tits up with people re-registering. But maybe what I'm saying is a massive conspiracy to cover up the fact that I shot JFK.

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pork pies are rank


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Nobody does the best pork pies as everyone had differing opinions on what constitutes the best pie.
Kemps mince pies were canny though, just like Balmers.

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TalbotAvenger wrote:
pork pies are rank



Bit fussy for an old bin dipper like you Talbot? sctatchinghead


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Pork pies,English mustard,Tomato and Salt...that's all you need to know really.


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 Post subject: Re: I blame Morrells....
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:20 pm 
Tomato with pork? Loids are just weird...


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Nobody does the best pork pies as everyone had differing opinions on what constitutes the best pie.
Kemps mince pies were canny though, just like Balmers.

I agree to a point. The point being that Bishop's dad doesn't seem to be a pork pie fan so we can't get a definite answer.


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I agree to a point. The point being that Bishop's dad doesn't seem to be a pork pie fan so we can't get a definite answer.


Alas I am not a great fan, but Dad loves them. However he doesn't have a favourite per say. Currently I get the small pie pack from Aldi as a lunch type thing, or The Bakers in town do a nice pie, he likes. Theres a Butchers in Aycliffe (I've forgotten the name) that does good Pork Pies.

My favourite Pork Pies were the ones at Kingsway, that were heated to 1 million degrees, so when you bit into them Moulton Lava ran down your chin leaving red rawness for a few days!

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Surely it would be be Melton lava?


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TalbotAvenger wrote:
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Bit fussy for an old bin dipper like you Talbot? sctatchinghead


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Surely it would be be Melton lava?
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Tried the new catering "HUT" at HP (the Wembley of the North) yesterday. £2 for a giant Hot Dog which was lovely. The Pork Pies were full of filling and made with Old Fashioned Water (?) pastry, don't know if they were homemade or bought in but for £1.50 the lads really enjoyed. Burgers allegedly weren't up to much.

All in all for value, taste and quality of service 10/10

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