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 Post subject: Dragons Den
PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 9:57 pm 
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Should there be a request for our directors, CEO and manager to take part in this program. Does anyone think they will last very long?


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 Post subject: Re: Dragons Den
PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 11:12 pm 
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I'd love Peter Jones to have 100% of the business for £1 ..... I'd even lend him the quid ...


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 Post subject: Re: Dragons Den
PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:16 am 
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I'd love to see the sales pitch of Coxhall and Duxbury, and Peter Jones ripping it to shreds. It would be pure comedy.

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 Post subject: Re: Dragons Den
PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:10 pm 
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The little guy who does the intro :

What we have on dragons den today is the lovely chairwomen of Hartlepool United, she's trying to sell a debt riddled football club in the north east of england, she is offering it to the dragons for £3 million and you'll get 100% of the company... lets see how she gets on.

Pam : for just £3million pounds you can have 100% of a football club.

Peter Jones : Ok pam, why does it cost so much, it had no debts 2 years ago.

Pam : Cant say.

Peter Jones : Oh ok, well whats the operating costs for the rest of the season?

Pam : Cant tell you

Peter Jones : I'm out.

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 Post subject: Re: Dragons Den
PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:15 pm 
Then Mr Blue gets Peter Jones email address and real address and emails the life out of him and knocks on his door. And Mr I and the bunker get blamed for Peter Jones saing I'm out.


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 Post subject: Re: Dragons Den
PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:19 pm 
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Watching from afar wrote:
Then Mr Blue gets Peter Jones email address and real address and emails the life out of him and knocks on his door. And Mr I and the bunker get blamed for Peter Jones saing I'm out.


clappp clappp

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 Post subject: Re: Dragons Den
PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:27 pm 
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The Bunker Trust have actually patented this device;

https://youtu.be/0pD3azJmB7g


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 Post subject: Re: Dragons Den
PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:40 pm 
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PJPoolie wrote:
The Bunker Trust have actually patented this device;

https://youtu.be/0pD3azJmB7g



Not looked but if thats not the Kitten Stomper clip then im very disapointed in you PJ.

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 Post subject: Re: Dragons Den
PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:51 pm 
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I’m a very a disappointing individual :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Dragons Den
PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:52 pm 
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PJPoolie wrote:
The Bunker Trust have actually patented this device;

https://youtu.be/0pD3azJmB7g


Never seen that before....laughed a lot :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Dragons Den
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The guy with the Greek name who used to be one of the Dragons would have prodded Pools and they would have fallen off the wall.

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 Post subject: Re: Dragons Den
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Montpoolier wrote:
The guy with the Greek name who used to be one of the Dragons would have prodded Pools and they would have fallen off the wall.

Duncan Banatyne? Or Theo Paphitis who used to own Millwall?


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