In memoriam

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36222

HartlepoolUtd
After a long battle, patiently born, Hartlepool Utd slipped quietly away surrounded by it's loyal and caring family of fans.
We saw the end was coming,
we turned our face to God,
Sadly, he knows everything.
So never got the nod.

A miracle was needed,
He'd see what he could do.
But told us on reflection,
you're truly in the poo!

Funeral details later, no flowers by request, all donations to the 'Society for Distressed Football Club Investors' will be gleefully received.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Can we have something nautical please

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36222

Yeah, it's like the fecking Titanic and while the owners are lowering the lifeboats to put distance between them and the scene, the fans are trying to fix the damage caused by the incompetent handling of the vessel.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Snowy wrote:

Yeah, it's like the fecking Titanic and while the owners are lowering the lifeboats to put distance between them and the scene, the fans are trying to fix the damage caused by the incompetent handling of the vessel.

Cheers

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36222

Happy to help shipmate .

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Are the lifeboats gold plated or that just a rumor?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36222

They sold the lifeboats before they left port, apparently they wouldn't be needed

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

What about the ships logs, can we see them?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36222

Apparently there's a selection of logs, but none of them give a final destination.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:15 pm

You have to have 3 million squids to see the logs but they still won't show you all of the pages.

Wommers · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:19 pm

.... and true to typical Pools we are 1-0 up

charco · **Joined:** Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:24 am **Posts:** 885

Wommers wrote:

.... and true to typical Pools we are 1-0 up

were

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36222

Some pirate with a big quill pen spilt ink all over the page that reveals everything......

altogether now......'I wish I was a pirate,
I'd sail the seven seas,
I'd sleep with lots of floosies
and catch an iffy disease. :uhoh:

etc, etc.....

or nowadays........

If I was an investor,
I'd buy a football club,
I'd squeeze it till it's pips fell out
and head off to the pub

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:46 pm

HMS Corruption was the name of this dodgy vessel,
The owners had no shame or conscience which with they could wrestle,
They thought that monies siphoned off would never be recounted,
The problem is they never guessed that investigation's would be mounted.
Twats.

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