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 Post subject: Euromillions
PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:35 pm 
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Had a pact with my brother than we buy a Euromillions ticket (never bought one before) and if we won the £66 million jackpot is week, we keep 40% each and buy the club with the remaining 20%.

Forgot all about it until this morning and woke up convinced we'd won and I would have been sent an email. Checked my inbox and nearly shat myself seeing an email from the lottery saying important news regarding your Euromillions ticket, login to find out more and congratulations!

Couldn't remember my login at first and the missus is going balistic. Finally, logged in and found I'd won £4.20, or to be more accurate £1.68 plus same for my brother and £0.84 to buy the club.

To be fair that is all it is actually worth and it looks like someone is (hopefully) going to beat me to it.

Ah well maybe next time.

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 Post subject: Re: Euromillions
PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:05 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Euromillions
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 Post subject: Re: Euromillions
PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:36 am 
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Just to confirm I didn't win the lottery over the weekend so I'm not buying the club.

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