She's twisting my melon man.... (quotes from the Northern Echo)

“The response to the fund-raising has been completely overwhelming,’’ said chairman Pam Duxbury. “Not just with the money donated, but people and businesses have offered their services for the game to work for free.

“The Just Giving page has taken me aback, how generous they have been.

“Yes, it’s surprised me, but it’s justified my belief in why I stayed at the club, and how precious the football club is to everybody.

“It’s been pleasantly surprising. We had a fantastic response at the end of last season for the final game and it’s the same again."

You are an accountant and you got us into this mess, now we are having to fund raise to save your business. This isn't an accident, you gambled and lost and now you are pleasantly surprised. Really, reeeaallly.

#packthepark #wewillrise #stopholdingustoransom

i went to school with Gusto Ransom.

Both of them?

Identical twins

Have they paid the laundry etc with the Simpson/ticket money?

We'll find out tomorrow if we run out in the raglans kit.

Smallcrafts' battenburg is available.