How about it? Not with the Gateshead massive, but between ourselves.

Here is the suggested itinerary.

Starting at 11am - The Trust committee v the Anti Trust ABH crew outside The Swan, Heworth

moving on quickly along the road , its a 15 min walk to the Wheatsheaf in Felling

here at 12noon its the feared Hartlepool Supporters Group Facebook page v Any Pools supporter with half a brain from any of the other groups.

next its 2 stops on the metro for a good pint of beer in a top class pub, The Central in Gateshead.

Here at 1pm its the main event ,The Bunker v Friends of H U F C 1908, Pooliekev is specifically flying in from the Far East for this one, make sure you're there Mr I.

Cross the road from The Central where you will see the venue for the next fight, The Station East pub ( old Station Hotel underneath the railway line )

Here at 2pm , for those who haven't been knacked by the Friends group, its a pre match Bunker free and easy, where members of The Bunker who don't get along can fight each other, the lucky ones being hospitalised and missing the match. Those wanting to knack me, please form an orderly queue

Then after all this, maybe , just maybe, we can all shake hands , have a pint together ,make a fresh start and get back to supporting our club

Any chance of finding an empty room for PJ to have an argument in?

I think we've got more chance of reaching the Premier League that your last sentence happening Mr Horden.