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yloop · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:55 pm

I'm going for "The players didn't follow my instructions" and "The goals came from individual errors".

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

We were the better team and on another day could have won comfortably.

Freaky Teeth · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:58 pm

My name is Craig Harrison and I'm not up to the job

attackontitan · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:37 am **Posts:** 269

He ain’t gunna be talking the media this afternoon I don’t think.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:12 pm

His new record, a remake of ant and dec`s, ` Let`s get ready to mumble`

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37497

Craig.......We came here with a plan and the lads stuck to it and I'm over the moon with the way they performed and the number of corners we won far exceeded theirs, so all round I'm well pleased with their input and a bit of tweaking on the training ground should see us start to climb the table. Technically the options available in the prevailing scenario in which we find ourselves mean that the divergent strategy expectations adopted allows peripheral functioning on the main axis of distribution in midfield annulling the finger five divergent tail end Charlie defensive structure and a by product of which is the flexibility of the forwards to connect directly or indirectly with lateral strike functions without resort to I tried angles of attack in the 20 to 70 degree spectrum. Hope that answers all your questions like.

Reporter...... But you lost!

Craig ...Lost? Only in a tactical sense, our strategic targets remain on course.

Reporter......FUCK RIGHT OFF!

yloop · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:14 pm

Not reading that like.

yloop · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:16 pm

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

gotta be betta...ive gotta be betta.....we've all gotta be betta..the players have gotta be betta ...the coaching staff have gotta be betta..the players who didnt play have gotta be betta...the coach driver has gotta be betta...the tealady has got a be betta..look ....weve all gotta be betta..its not good enough.....just not good enough...we're all men...real men ....without a shadow of a doubt...we're men and have to face up to it...no hiding ....we've just gotta be betta....we can still win the league without a doubt...jibba jabba jibba jabba

SomethingClever · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:16 pm **Posts:** 81

Well just listened to a snippet on radio tees and he obviously just blamed the player’s decision making in both boxes. Nothing about himself or how he could have done anything different, all the players fault.

Said as well that he thought even 2-0 down at half time that we still had enough to get something from the game - delusional!

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:24 pm

If Thad sacked as last week like we widna av lost like.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I think Martin Gray might actually a more competent manager. Is that sort of comment allowed or is that too far?

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

pooliecrab wrote:

I think Martin Gray might actually a more competent manager. Is that sort of comment allowed or is that too far?

Too far, way too far.

I blame the Oldham game, and the Gideon Bible.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I retract that comment. Sorry Craig, please accept my humble apologies along with your extended Christmas break.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I saw some pictures of Dovers ground before the game on Twitter and it looked fucking freezing so I also blame the fake North Pole.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

i blame joe mac not taking his spirit level on holiday with him.

yloop · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:00 pm

Not heard about Joe Mac's holidays yet...

ukanttouchme · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:12 pm **Posts:** 225

SomethingClever wrote:

Well just listened to a snippet on radio tees and he obviously just blamed the player’s decision making in both boxes. Nothing about himself or how he could have done anything different, all the players fault.

Said as well that he thought even 2-0 down at half time that we still had enough to get something from the game - delusional!

I must be delusional too because I thought we could get something from the game at half time too. If (the biggest if) we'd found a way to score early in the second half it would have been very different. With a bit of cutting edge that came could have been 3-3 or higher. Besides, what is he supposed to think? Even if we don't rate him or the players, he has to believe we can get something or else they might have just gone home and saved us fans from the freeze.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:19 pm

yloop wrote:

Not heard about Joe Mac's holidays yet...

Couldn't get any internet due to shit wifi... heard it's ran by somebody local.

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:00 pm

Local to Poland? Must be mistaken...

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