Little Blue Pills should be available from the chemists by 2018!!!! Discuss in less than 10,000 words.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42155489

I don't need em as I is ugly. Or am I lying innit!!!!!

I heard about a bloke who took loads of them, which resulted in a painful and prolonged erection.

He went to a & e, where he was told to make the most of his bonk-on, as it would be the last he ever had.

His main veins had all ruptured beyond repair. Probably has to rely on a lolly stick and a laggy band now.

There isnt a main vein in the todger Pin. Erecting occurs but flooding the capillaries at high pressure and there's millions of em.

Well they were all fooked, regardless of quantity.

I had one in my eye, at least I looked hard