Similies

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:17 pm

As honest as Gary Cock-all

As accurate as a Russell Doig free kick

As tasty as a Puker Pie

As likely as a Jan Budtz clean sheet

Any more?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:20 pm

As accurate as a Bishop rating.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

As innocent as a glass of warm milk.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

As loyal as Pádraig Amond.

Only Pools & Horses · **Posted:** Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:56 am

As useful as The Vic's chip fryers.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

As ancient as monkey butts jokes

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

As real as Cabbage.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:31 am

As outraged as yloop

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

As sick as a poof with piles.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:54 pm

As angry as P.J. bbolt

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:33 pm

As badly spelt as PIN's topic titles.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12368

As much use as a chocolate fireguard.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

As useful as Jeremy fucking Corbyn.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

As one sided as Mr I's political views.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

PJPoolie wrote:

No thread yet and it starts on Thursday.

This Aussie team have some mouth on them don't they.

PJ just reminded me of another simile:

As much mouth as an Aussie cricket squad on the eve of a home Ashes series.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:47 am

As round as the earth

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

As fake as stars.