So he posts crap every day, finally orders some bread off Monkeybutt so he and his Dad can give their usual high quality reviews and then he disappears?

Monkeybutt with his rolling pin in the kitchen?

He's used worse things in worse places.

If they have eaten 5 loaves they will be too stuffed to get off the couch.

What about the 2 fishes??

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Hi Bishop.

Five loaves and two fishes my arse. Who the hell eats fish sandwiches?

Too right Mr Monty, Dad only eats Cod or Fish Finger Sandwiches. FTR Fish Fingers were designed to fit in 2 slices of (standard) bread. FACT.

What sauce does he have on his fish finger sandwiches?

Dads not a sauce lover. However I prefer 2 slices of toast buttered cold, on one slice mayo on the other slice, the sauce MR I says I can't mention. Then Bazinga, just Perfect.

The Bishop surely knows the relevance of the 5 loaves and the 2 fishes..or isn't he a real bishop?

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Cold toast? The fuck is wrong with you?

I like to taste the butter! Dad likes his toast buttered hot though. However Muffins and crumpets need to be buttered hot.

That's an Ecumenical matter! Drink, Bread, Girls!!!1

Chicken gravy

Some sort of plague affected this shithole or what, 3 days for a review

The Judges are still contemplating!!! However the herb bread and the Cotswold bread went down.........

Just a taster (see what I did there), the Full results will be in shortly!!!!!!!!!

We will have to put a time limit on reviews, otherwise the relevance is lost.

Why is Bishop being so weird??

You only think he's a bit weird after this thread!! He calls Bishop Auckland the metropolis and eats cold toast.

I think he's keeping people on tenterhooks, adding to the suspense to tell us about a loaf of fucking bread which I've organised holidays easier than it the military operation to took to pick up the real question should be;

When did the Bunker get so weird? This shit makes escape goats and wank socks look like the Today programme.

Not like you to find an argument in a lighthearted thread.

My post was lighthearted.

You're a moderator use your powers to remove me from the forum if you like because I can't really be bothered with having to defend a post that was clearly said in jest. The irony is you are possibly one of the narkiest bastards in the history of Pools forums! Up to you I can can take it or leave it but I can't be bothered at all for you to turn thread after a thread into something it isn't and I'm sure nobody else can.

The bunkers always been weird, this is just 2017's version of weird.

Next year it will be something else.

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Yes that was my joke, did you see the bit at the end about escape goats and wank socks. That was the punchline, shit maybe but constantly having people accusing you of starting arguments is tedious.

My mistake, i'll try n look for 'the joke' next time, thank you for pointing out where it was.

I,m still looking for it , can someone point it out please.

i think humour is lost in translation, I didn`t take it as a nark but maybe make it more obvious, put after them or in brackets ( HUMOUR ).

TBF I put a after most of my posts, especially the argumentative ones. The rest are just funny!

Back to the original post about Dad, Dad and Dad (I know you all like him more than me)! (see what I did there?). The results are now in from North, South, East, and West Judges from the Metropolis. The results have been verified and adjudicated. The results are.......... I'll tell you after the break!!!!!1

Mr Butt may continue to bake Artisan Bread in his Dutch Oven. FACT

Overall, the results from the judges from the Metropolis are....... sept, poin cinq/ dix

Slight problem with the logistics and distribution(my fault). I enjoyed the herb bread. Dads favourite was the Cotswald Cob (probably my fave too).

Harsh marking the bread down due to you own transportation.

I give tesco 10/10 as my driving was brilliant.

It’s took you 4 days to come up with that crap?

It’s not his fault Mr Butt laced his bread with LSD.

I can’t work out what his mark is


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You need to keep up and watch Eurovision!!!!!

7.5/10

Which is in itself a confusing mark.

Unless they are separate and first was from his Dad who marked it down for being bread and not Chicken, Peas, Chips and Gravy from the Chinese (top seller in Beijing)

Home made bread gets 7.5 out of 10...

Didnt he give a ham n pease pudding sandwhich in a pub from a butcher selling them off out of date a 10?

Yeah think he also gave a frozen heron all day breakfast a 10/10 aswell.

Beginning to think Bishop and his Dad aint the cream of the culinary world anymore.

I've got the episode of the simpsons where homer is a food critic in my head now.

"I put a horses head on his bed, and he gave it a bad review"

The taste buds are fucked I tell ye, either that or a £1 heron breakfast 10/10