Ha ! knew that would get you lot to read

Shortage of Seamen according to the Nautilus union at the TUC conference in Brighton. The reason ? the rise in luxury yachts apparently. Although the rich are quite happy to have British ships crewed by fillipinos under the flag of convenience, that has more or less wiped out Seamen's job in the maritime industry, apparently they don't fancy a fillipino at the helm of their multi million pound yachts , whilst they are busy entertaining below deck. So they are appealing to the government to train young people as Seamen

In another week where its been reported that homelessness and use of foodbanks continue to rise, you couldn't make this up.

Progress my ar*e!

Ha, this reminds me of when the young' up played for either Clavering Park or St. Francis. The keeper was a fan of the moustachioed Arsenal keeper so he had his name across the back of his keepers jersey, yep it was spelt wrong.

Bishop has a couple of crunchy Duchamps he can lend you