Hopefully I'm not the only one who gets the bairns to pull my finger before I do a fart.

I'm delighted to say that they've started to say 'Donald' while they do it.

Lots of people are down about the younger generations, but I think we're in safe hands if they can come up with this sort of thing.

Nice to see you're training PIN Jr's in the culture of his ancestry. They will grow up with a rich tapestry of finger pulling anecdotes with which to delight their future parents in law. Just make sure that you cover the FAQ's such as 'should I indulge in a finger pull / arse biscuit when feeling a bit fluid in the arse department.

Mr PiN, you are the Bunker's resident scatologist and no mistake.

I've noticed that when I drink milk late at night I get the squits next morning. What do you recommend?

Is it warm milk?

Straight from the fridge.

I do the same but when in Morrisons in Denbigh the other week, I said to my 5 year old daughter, " Pull me finger kid", she did and then shouted " dad just farted", I was trying to hide but she said" They don`t talk English in Wales, just that funny Wales one