Best way to get to Ayr

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:49 pm

I'm driving to Ayr tomorrow, off the M74 northbound.

Looks like a right twat on, anyone know the best route? Looks like Junction 12 for the A70 is the least painful.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:49 pm

driving North is your best bet

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:53 pm

Ayroplane.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:54 pm

I agree.

poolietim · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:58 pm

There are no good reasons to go to Ayr man. Desist with this desire immediately and get yourself to Glasgow and make merry with fair maidens under influence of much ale.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:12 pm

I'm married to a fair Glaswegian maiden and I'll be there in a few days anyway.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:16 pm

Tak the low road, because I've heard if you tak the high road it takes more time.

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7515

No straight forward way, I would suggest take the turn off for Kilmarnock, windy road or head into Glasgow on the M74, long way round but all motorway/dual carriage.
I was up there last week.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:32 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I'm driving to Ayr tomorrow, off the M74 northbound.

Looks like a right twat on, anyone know the best route? Looks like Junction 12 for the A70 is the least painful.

I had a wank in a lay bye years ago there, I could feel it coming in the Ayr tonight bbolt

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Could you please keep your deplorably rotten craic confined to that thread you've started where you appear to be just replying to yourself with this sort of bilious tedium.

Fires in orphanages have been considered funnier.

Thanks.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:30 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

Could you please keep your deplorably rotten craic confined to that thread you've started where you appear to be just replying to yourself with this sort of bilious tedium.

Fires in orphanages have been considered funnier.

Thanks.

Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I'm married to a fair Glaswegian maiden and I'll be there in a few days anyway.

Is she hard as nails and are you scared of her?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:42 pm

I'm not scared of her but she can be really intimidating to other people if necessary.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I'm not scared of her but she can be really intimidating to other people if necessary.

Aye, I don't doubt it

Been to Ayr myself when the kids were little...went to Ayr United's ground (Somerset Park is it??) and met the chairman by pure chance. Decent fella and not a bad little ground. He even opened the club shop so I could buy sommert.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:59 am

What the fucks "summert" ? is it only sold in Ayr?

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Get the train, and sit back, have a drink, and not have to worry about parking.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:33 am

Would love to but got the bairns in tow.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Bloody kids spoil everything.

poolygordy · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 5:17 pm **Posts:** 190

Go by Air!

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:07 pm

Went via the A70. Not as bad as it looked on the map.

The seagulls here are fookin massive. I think they must eat dogs or small children.

poolygordy · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 5:17 pm **Posts:** 190

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Went via the A70. Not as bad as it looked on the map.

The seagulls here are fookin massive. I think they must eat dogs or small children.

As i have said before there is no such thing as a "seagull" only gulls such as Herring Common. Black Headed,Little,Iceland,Caspian,Great Black Backed etc.
Please refer to RSPB website for full list or join the Gull watching club i have set up in the Mill House Stand that meets from 3-5pm ever day Pools are at home.

:angelic-whiteflying:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:22 pm

Do they still have a Butlins?

born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:29 pm

There was a Butlins for gulls?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:40 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Would love to but got the bairns in tow.

You towed the bairns all the way to Scotland? Sounds like an RSPCA issue!!!!!! Why didn't you let the kids in the car? Were the bairns on roller skates or skateboards or bikes? Just asking like?

WE NEED ANSWERS???????

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3574

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I'm not scared of her but she can be really intimidating to other people if necessary.

You can tell us the truth you know..

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3574

born toulouse wrote:

There was a Butlins for gulls?

I thought you caught crabs there.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:42 pm

Loid Blackwell wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I'm not scared of her but she can be really intimidating to other people if necessary.

You can tell us the truth you know..

Eh?

Mctee1908 · **Joined:** Tue May 15, 2012 7:51 pm **Posts:** 629

Take BBC3.

Apparently it's free to Ayr.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Mctee1908 wrote:

Take BBC3.

Apparently it's free to Ayr.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Sat Aug 26, 2017 10:53 am

The Bishop wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Would love to but got the bairns in tow.

You towed the bairns all the way to Scotland? Sounds like an RSPCA issue!!!!!! Why didn't you let the kids in the car? Were the bairns on roller skates or skateboards or bikes? Just asking like?

WE NEED ANSWERS???????

RSPCA? What are you saying about his kids like?

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