Trapped one last week. Bury or cremate? Decided on cremate so threw it in the garden incinerator , trap and all.

Local Chinese takeaway not want it?

Wireless mouse thrown on an incinerator is irresponsible (unless you took the batteries out first). Did you nor try the batteries or even simply turning it off then on again? Shakey head emoji thingy!!!!!

This was a Field Wireless mouse, although more lifeless than wireless. Broken necks do that.

Was his name Elvis?

I misread the thread and thought you wanted advice on buying a mouse for a computer...thought to myself 'really? what is there to get advice on? plug it in and away you go'.....I suppose you could've wanted wireless mouse advice. Now that would've been a four pager no worries.

As for the real reason for the thread, you are are cold and heartless murderer Mr Snowy make no mistake.

The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

You're not the first person to say that, but it's history now.

So, it was you who sent him

The funny thing about having a mouse is trying to kill the little twat before the wife learns of its excistence, then the shit hits the fan, then it HAS TO DIE
As far as she's concerned it's like a rabid wolf covered in plutonium loose in the house, everything is centred on eliminating it, there's no let up till she's seen the corpse. Then follows weeks of suspected sightings that don't exist .
Then peace.... eventually.

And there I was thinking your picture was of Norman Stanley Fletcher when in actual fact it is you.....you just have an uncanny resemblance to him

I'm blushing now.