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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: View from the work bog
PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:32 pm 
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When I go for a bowel movement at work and the window is ajar, if I raise meself up slightly I get a view of Nottingham Castle.

Can anyone beat that for a historic shitting scene?

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: View from the work bog
PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:36 pm 
No windows in ours, although the office has a nice view of the tyne bridge and quayside
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poolieinnottingham
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:39 pm 
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Why not cheat and crimp one off at your desk?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:57 pm 
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
When I go for a bowel movement at work and the window is ajar, if I raise meself up slightly I get a view of Nottingham Castle.

Can anyone beat that for a historic shitting scene?



I'll remember to wave when I'm next in the trip!
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
When I go for a bowel movement at work and the window is ajar, if I raise meself up slightly I get a view of Nottingham Castle.

Can anyone beat that for a historic shitting scene?



Do you shut the trap door when you shite tho?

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Snowy
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:53 am 
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My work bog would mean shitting in the car, great rolling scenery but not recommended. Mind you, if I'm out by myself, not a problem.

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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: Re: View from the work bog
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
When I go for a bowel movement at work and the window is ajar, if I raise meself up slightly I get a view of Nottingham Castle.

Can anyone beat that for a historic shitting scene?



Do you shut the trap door when you shite tho?


Yes, opposite the trap is a mirror, so I wouldn't really want to see my own dunging reflection. Or subject anyone else to the same.

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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father
 Post subject: Re: View from the work bog
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I had a dump at the top of Mulhacén, the biggest mountain in Spain (11,400 feet). The views up there were decent.

And no, there isn't a feckin cable car. Or a road!
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born toulouse
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 8:47 am 
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They did well to install a bog then.
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Snowy
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Wouldn't the exiting turd freeze on leaving the torpedo tube....?

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The Bishop
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In that case Mr Dawes, how did you lay a cable up there???? :wink:

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My toilet window is right opposite the Queen's. When people say "can you imagine the Queen having a shite", believe me, you don't want to.

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no6bus
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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
I had a dump at the top of Mulhacén, the biggest mountain in Spain (11,400 feet). The views up there were decent.

And no, there isn't a feckin cable car. Or a road!

Isn't mount Teide the highest mountain in Spain.



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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father
 Post subject: Re: View from the work bog
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no6bus wrote:
Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
I had a dump at the top of Mulhacén, the biggest mountain in Spain (11,400 feet). The views up there were decent.

And no, there isn't a feckin cable car. Or a road!

Isn't mount Teide the highest mountain in Spain.



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I do beg your pardon - I should have specified 'mainland Spain.'

Smart arse.
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born toulouse
 Post subject: Re: View from the work bog
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:16 am 
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I think there's an old Spanish saying that translates as, "The pervert who shits on a mountain top should never start discusssions about the smartness of arses."
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We have a luxury throne here in the desert...this is from one of our work locations and it was 46C at the time!

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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father wrote:
I had a dump at the top of Mulhacén


Was it enjoyable?

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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father
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born toulouse wrote:
I think there's an old Spanish saying that translates as, "The pervert who shits on a mountain top should never start discusssions about the smartness of arses."



There's another one that goes, "Rising with the sun and climbing for 8 hours is a wonderful cure for constipation."
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I can beat that kings college Cambridge

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