I have fed the dog, cat , budgie and fish....sweeped,mopped, and dusted....washed her car my car and the firms van, cut the front and back lawns even thought we have no grass......laid the fire, sorted the christmas card list.......wrote my will, and our lasses(she left everything to me he,he).......so can we go now!!!!!

have you washed up?

bugger , your like er-in-bed can always find fault, in finer details.....

washing up done and all outstanding posts on message board read.....so can we go now!!!!

Have you left the iron switched on ??

i ensure everthing is left turned on....you never know when you might get the urge..

You have checked the gas haven't you?

And is the back door locked?

anything else ?

MY TICKETS?????????????????????????/

that'll be mine then......