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Hartleblue
 Post subject: If you could...
PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:37 am 
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be the best in the world at anything what would it be sctatchinghead

Me ..it would have to be the worlds best guitarist :music-guitarred: closely followed by the worlds best golfer.

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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Id like to be the worlds best pools fan.

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
Id like to be the worlds best pools fan.


Anyone who goes to Pools are already the worlds best fans!!! :dance:

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pooliecrab
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Shola's well over 6 ft. But he did score against us last season so he can get fooked.
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monkeybutt
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pooliecrab
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Whatever it is that the Kardashian with the big arse or Paris Hilton was good at, that looks like a good job.
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born toulouse
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Bullshitting. The JPNG lot weren't even that good and they trousered a small fortune. How much could the world's number one make?
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yloop
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:32 am 
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Whatever it is that the Kardashian with the big arse or Paris Hilton was good at, that looks like a good job.


Sucking cock?
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yloop
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born toulouse wrote:
Bullshitting. The JPNG lot weren't even that good and they trousered a small fortune. How much could the world's number one make?


Ask him:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/
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misterb2001
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yloop wrote:
pooliecrab wrote:
Whatever it is that the Kardashian with the big arse or Paris Hilton was good at, that looks like a good job.


Sucking cock?

:laugh: came to post this, damn you Yloop

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Yubep
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Whatever it is that the Kardashian with the big arse or Paris Hilton was good at, that looks like a good job.

Cock sucking


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Yubep
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Damnit it's been said


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pooliecrab
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It's just come to me that it may have been sucking cocks that made them rich. Not for me after all.
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I'd like to be the world's best at understanding why all of a sudden I keep getting all these notifications from the bunker?
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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I'd like to be the world's best at understanding why all of a sudden I keep getting all these notifications from the bunker?


Underneath "new topic" on main page there is a "subscribe" button. At a guess you have pressed it.

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Thanks tREE.
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
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roadrunner wrote:
Thanks tREE.


Your very welcome snugglekins.

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yloop
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Yubep
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I'd be cabbage the dog


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The Bishop
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Hartleblue wrote:
be the best in the world at anything what would it be


My answer would be everything!!! i could take Cabbage the Dog for a walk after sex with a Kardashion or Hilton lass, then have a Parmo Pudding or Chinese, or make my own Pizza. Then I could have a Kebab, after a few pints, probably with Mellish, Howard, and Craddock.

You's would be dead jealous, FACT. :wink:

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monkeybutt
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 3:51 pm 
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Hartleblue wrote:
be the best in the world at anything what would it be


My answer would be everything!!! i could take Cabbage the Dog for a walk after sex with a Kardashion or Hilton lass, then have a Parmo Pudding or Chinese, or make my own Pizza. Then I could have a Kebab, after a few pints, probably with Mellish, Howard, and Craddock.

You's would be dead jealous, FACT. :wink:


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poolygordy
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poolygordy
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sorry you said best at so its................British Lions No 10

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