The silly arse!!

he was,indeed, a self-taught amateur. Perhaps the tethering was a bit too taught (taut) by the look of things

why couldn't he have just stuck the hoover pipe over his bell end like normal folks?

"It was clear that Ian Kemp placed himself inside the bag, using the chains and the binding on his legs.


"The vacuum cleaner sucked the air out of the bag and he died of suffocation. There were no signs he intended to end his life.

eh?

Mr Kemp's organ is now kept in the church and used in services as a way of remembering him

least it's not going to waste.........

fo.oking weirdo at least he aint harmed anyone else.. amazing how he managed to tie himself up then make the bag airtight enough to get the nozzle in to suck all the air out

what a waste of talent!! Paul Daniels move over!!! PS what's the name of that Yank who lived in the glass box for days?? Well he could have had a serious rival there!!!!

"The inquest heard there were no suspicious circumstances"!!!!

Sounds fecking suss to me like!!!!

His cousin who identified him has got the best comedy name ever - 'Melville Chisnall'.