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 Post subject: Eye/nose
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:57 am 
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Had something in my eye for about 4 hours now and its doing my tits in. Anyway a colleague just said "have you tried blowing your nose to get rid of it?"

Now I know your eyes/nose etc all connected but was I right in just walking away in bewilderment?

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 Post subject: Re: Eye/nose
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 11:07 am 
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Place a tablet in your eye and slam your neck back, that should sort it.

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 Post subject: Re: Eye/nose
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 11:32 am 
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Yup. It works. No clues why.


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 Post subject: Re: Eye/nose
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:46 pm 
Wash it out with bleach


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 Post subject: Re: Eye/nose
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:00 pm 
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Try turps


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 Post subject: Re: Eye/nose
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:01 pm 
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Ask a colleague to gouge your eyes out, give it a quick rinse under cold water and pop it back in place.

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 Post subject: Re: Eye/nose
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:02 pm 
Get someone to pISS in your eYE, it works for jellY fish stings :ugeek:


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 Post subject: Re: Eye/nose
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:08 pm 
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Switch it off and back on again

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 Post subject: Re: Eye/nose
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:18 pm 
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mR tREE, you must have a weird eye or really big tits, if one is hurting the other! :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Eye/nose
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:24 pm 
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As for eyes and noses they are usually near each other on the face!!! :razz:

As for your walking away in bewilderment, not sure as I wasn't there, and how did you know you were in Bewilderment if you couldn't see propper?

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