A question for the mods

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Why hasnt the escape goat got shiny arms?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:20 pm

What is the average speed of a scooter with a fat lad on?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:21 pm

What exactly are the cons?

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:05 pm

What if the Hokey Cokey is what it is all about?

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

Every post this guy writes looks like a 3 year old has written it.

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offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Is that Leeds Poolies relation?

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Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

I think you are all being unfair, he quite clearly states a 'shinning arm' not a shiny arm

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1047

I was a tad confused, so I researched shinning arm

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Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

So as long as we can find this bloke our troubles are over

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2017 11:18 pm

'A night in shinning arm'....WTF????

I bet that post was written in crayon!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2017 11:20 pm

PS....some people should not have access to the internet....for their own good!!!! sadx

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1047

I love the internet

if you are ever bored - have a read of the relationships page on mumsnet - some of the posts are amazing.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Chip Fireball wrote:

LOL someone sent me a link to that knight in shiny arms rant on Facebook. Hard to believe it was written by an adult. I loved this bit :

I after laugh, everyone having ago at the bloke, he said from day 1 he had no money and it was about making pools self sufficient, and that is what it is happening, we are not millions in debit like orient and wages are getting paid, unlike poor orient we're this morning the whole staff have issued a plea to be paid.
Now he walks a what the hell do you think is going to happen to this football club, sunderland can't find a buyer, so what makes you all think there is a night in shinning arm coming in to rescue us, and don't give me this fans club crap again, the trust hasn't been running long enough or have the funds yet to buy him out or take the club on, and do you as fans willing to pay a membership fee of £15 average a week, or £50-£60 a month, and that's not including your season ticket money or match money ?

So Coxall has no money, and puts no money into the club, but if he left we would be fucked. :laugh:

Surely if the fans DID take over we would be in exactly same fucking position we are now. We couldn't be worse off because like the man says the owners have no money :laugh:

And if every season ticket holder put in just £3 a week, we would be half a million a season better off than we are now . So instead of bobbins players on bobbins wages we would have a decent team on decent wages.

Some of these blokes must be on fucking glue when they log in.

Anyway, anyone got a phone number for this knight with the shiny arms ?

I actually thought you had made that post up as a parody and was chuckling along whilst reading thinking this is funny stuff from Chip. Imagine my shock on reading the Facebook page to find it is actually real. Speechless.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

You really feel like shaking some people or just sitting down and asking them what they think Gary Coxhall brings to the table at Pools? Him and his dodgy mate are 50:50 in a company that owns Pools that is valued at considerably less than I paid for my (second hand) car.

League Two clubs like Pools get enough money from the Football League now and other sources if ran well to be easily self sufficient especially when you have a loyal and decent sized fan base like us.

We'd be financially better off if Coxhall walked tomorrow as we'd be saving on his and wage and I can think of nothing he brings positively that we would miss or lose. Why can't he see that!?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36399

The really sad thing is..... It doesn't even surprise me anymore.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

If you tried to make a daft fan parody account you couldn't make it as funny as that guy. I love him. I encourage debate with him as it is absolute gold every time.

I love the random use of the letter a. We need more random a letters in our sentences.

Anyway...

Where's me escape goat

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Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36399

Where oes he get the £15 a week from?

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:42 am

I've tried to have a debate with the bloke on Facebook but it's soul destroying. Contradicts himself over and over again and can't grasp it when you point it out.

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born toulouse · **Posted:** Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:05 am

Last night I dreamed of being over at the Headland and seeing this coming out of the sea. Could it be an omen?

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

M night shining arm

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Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

MadJohn wrote:

Isn't Night in Shinning Arm the gadgie who did The Sixth Sense?

A question for the mods

Gadgies online