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The Colonel
 Post subject: Some advice for non regular train traveller's
PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:16 pm 
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Never ever do what I have done today.

Left hotel at tower bridge at 7.15am.

Tube to paddington. Rammed train.

Train to bristol parkway. Rammed train.

Roadshow at bristol office all day.

Train from bristol to york. Rammed train.

Now on the grand central from york. Fucking rammed train.

But worse. Full of pissed up dickheads and lasses loud as fuck. Sometimes it should be legal to punch people.

Never again will I get the last train nefore a bank holiday weekend.

Thank fuck I am drivong tomorrow to southampton. Couldnt stand another trip like this.

Smelly cun ts as well.

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PJPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Some advice for non regular train traveller's
PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:14 pm 
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Would this be the wrong time to point out that Southampton is at a guess about 80 miles from Bristol bbolt
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poolietim
 Post subject: Re: Some advice for non regular train traveller's
PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:30 pm 
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Plus there's only tea total trains sponsored by Dior running between the two cities with a gratis bank holiday wank service.

And you get a free bacon butty too

Best not to mention it I guess

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